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Sally Quilford
@sallyquilford.bsky.social
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Welsh born, Derbyshire based writer, gamer, daydreamer, mum, nana. Interested in films, books, shows, games, nerdism. Not interested in Colonol Doctor Veterinary puppy rescuer who needs money from gullible woman to get his big idea off the ground.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 1d
Ha! She sounds adorable 😊
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 1d
Little Donnie doesn’t pay attention, and has the coping skills of a gnat. He also insists on showing his willy to the girls. We fully expect him to be President of the US one day.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 1d
But I am sure everyone would have applauded…
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t know why, but this reminds me of when I took my school friend home to tea when we were about ten. This was early 70s. My mum asked, ‘Do you like frozen peas, Gwyneth?’

Gwyneth replied, ‘No, I like them cooked.’

It helps to be specific.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 3d
How many conversations about ‘registry’ offices are you having to get so triggered by it? Are you a wedding planner? Funeral director?
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 3d
They were throwing black bags out of the upstairs window, but I don’t know if that was the east wing.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 3d
I think he gets Ivana and Ivanka confused too 🤢
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 3d
No, true romance is them actually doing it for you.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 3d
You could call it ‘There’s Always One Sock in the Bottom of the Hamper’.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 4d
To paraphrase a meme that has done the rounds before, the most interesting thing about the #EastWingDemolition is that #Trump still won’t release the #EpsteinFiles. It’s an expensive distraction but a distraction nonetheless.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 5d
Imagine how much it’s going to cost to put it right, when you finally get rid of him. I am not American, but I weep for you all.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 5d
I’ve got a moo cow cat too, this is Missy. Their smudgy noses are gorgeous 🥰
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 7d
Is it too much to hope that Kenny Loggins sues for #Trump’s use of his music while he (Trump) is shitting all over America?
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 10d
I love this so much! I wasn’t watching so thank you for sharing the moments. 🙏
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 10d
This is utterly glorious 😂😂😂
peterchilvers.com Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 11d
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 11d
That’s just normal thinking. 😉
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 11d
As long as they’re tied. We don’t want Everest tripping over the laces.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 11d
I think that the laces on the shoe would make it easier to climb than Everest. They can be used like a ladder. As far as I know, Everest doesn’t have a ladder. It’s a real design flaw. Something for you to work on, Sir Michael?
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 11d
Ah, but is that meatloaf the food or Bat out of Hell Meatloaf? God bless him.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 13d
How do you know? Have you visited them all on a Sunday? Because our church is packed out every Sunday. Up to 250 people in the building, including children, plus the same amount watching online. Which is a thing nowadays for people who can’t get out due to bad health or infirmity.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 13d
…Checks the internet to find out what I’m banned from doing today… decides it’s nobody’s business but mine…
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 14d
Are you trying to get rid of your partner’s friends, one by one? Your partner may prefer their company over yours.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 14d
The pumpkin is eating your leg. Run!
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 14d
I’m glad you finally feel the time is right. I’m not fond of public ‘outings’. It’s news that only you should be allowed to share, when you’re ready.
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Sally Quilford @sallyquilford.bsky.social · 15d
Who clears away your mess?