Topher Salas
@salaschris89.bsky.social
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I cook, I sew, I'm socially awkward, and I love stupid ass humor. Chicago. 😈🏳️‍🌈
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A view of the Chicago Loop from O'Hare Airport upon landing. (Taken by me and posted on TikTok.)
#Chicago #ohare #vacation #travel
Remade my harness using horse leather and Shell Cordovan from Rocado. Fits and smells amazing! 😈
#leather #leathercraft #leatherfetish #Leatherman #bdsm #fetish #kink #gay
Now?! I've used that before.
Fuck that's hot as hell. 😈😈😈
Finished up a little something in time for the end of. #MarketDays.

#sewing #tailoring #leatherwork #gaypride #gay
Ḧ̶̙́a̵̦̠͛̂p̸̰͋̀p̶̣͇͊͝ȳ̶̤̼͒ ̷͕͐M̶̹̱̑ȁ̸̻̇r̸̪̄k̵̙̇͜ḛ̴̢̄ẗ̵̛̹͕́ ̴͈̬̇D̸͍̋à̵͖̺̐ỵ̷̱̐s̷̭̄.̶̨̻̔
̶̫͊W̴̛̙̌e̸̥̔̊'̴̩͆v̴̪̈́͑e̶̥̼͛ ̵̝̠̀a̷̟̟͝l̶̞͊w̴̯̼͊a̶̹͠y̷̲͈̅̆s̸̜͍̅ ̴͉̇̈́ͅḅ̵̫̓e̴̡͇̅̀ę̴͇̒͠n̵̢͆ ̴̖̿͌h̵̩͛͂é̸͓̦r̵̢͆͌e̸͐͜.̴̢̎.̶͉̤̋̑.̴̢̪͐̎
#marketdays #Chicago

#̴̡̞̔̈́s̵̢̥͝à̴̲͍f̷͇̖̃ẽ̸̘͊t̶͎̠͘y̵̤̖͆̕i̶̳̯̚n̵̥̾̌n̴̹̰͆̾u̸̠̜̓m̴̢͊̀b̶̗̂̈́e̷͉̋̏r̷̟̈́s̵̮͝
As usual, NOT A DRAG QUEEN!
Birds of a feather…..
This mother fuc*er is part of a huge flock.
Meet my twins. Wanda and Pietro.
Me: You shouldn't have be here! You did this to yourself!

The mouse that got caught in my glue trap: *squeak squeak*

Me: I don't wanna hear you excuses!
Regarding the cast for The Legend of Zelda... I'll give it a chance. But if they are still casting, hear me out y'all... @nintendousa.bsky.social
#JenniferCoolidge #thelegendofzelda #zelda #nintendo
Happy Pride, Chicago! Remember, PRIDE IS A PROTEST!

#PRIDE #PRIDEPARADE #GAY
True. In that sense, Al Capone went to jail for tax fraud. Not the people he got murdered.
www.out.com/crime/austin...

The wildest thing about this article is that it's making it sound as if his trash ass is going to jail for having sex with a minor.

The ONE, SINGULAR, minor.
Gay adult performer Austin Wolf pleads guilty to federal charge of enticing a minor for sex
He faces at least 10 years in prison.
www.out.com
First beach day of the season, and I got a little color. 😈

#gay #pridemonth #beach
Me, after visiting Texas-
Friend: did you get the stuff?
Me: Yeah. How much do you want?

#whataburger #spicyketchup #texas
This is my process. Don't question it.