Salami Milk
@salamimilk.bsky.social
2️⃣0️⃣ 5'4 130
headcase
banned on twitter :(
headcase
banned on twitter :(
i think i won, my prince is coming to save me
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i think i won, my prince is coming to save me
the achly makes me wanna wee a lot if only i didnt have to walk from couch to bathroom like 10 times
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
the achly makes me wanna wee a lot if only i didnt have to walk from couch to bathroom like 10 times
got a female combee in sub 20 encounters
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
got a female combee in sub 20 encounters
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dog ladies making a snow creature
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
dog ladies making a snow creature
i should go back to repping
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i should go back to repping
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December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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i gotta eat some snatch
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i gotta eat some snatch
boohoo im drinking more its not like i dont have at least five reason to drink give me shit next time i bleed and not when im mellowed out and silly moded
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
boohoo im drinking more its not like i dont have at least five reason to drink give me shit next time i bleed and not when im mellowed out and silly moded
alcohol is mans greatest invention
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
alcohol is mans greatest invention
its not fair that im amab thats bullshit i want to be a girl
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
its not fair that im amab thats bullshit i want to be a girl
when i become supreme dictator of the known and unknown im putting political cartoonists in a town all together and cutting of their internet i dont care about their opinions i dont care about their politics they annoy me and should be forced to live with one another
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
when i become supreme dictator of the known and unknown im putting political cartoonists in a town all together and cutting of their internet i dont care about their opinions i dont care about their politics they annoy me and should be forced to live with one another
i am going to drink vodka from the bottle tonight hashtag googoo gaga baby want bottle
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i am going to drink vodka from the bottle tonight hashtag googoo gaga baby want bottle
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need to do this to someone
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
need to do this to someone
i want dryhumps tbh
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i want dryhumps tbh
she left to call her other girlfriend t~t awaaaaa
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
she left to call her other girlfriend t~t awaaaaa
shatters, im going to see if i can get an old dog kennel to make a comfy little place in my apartment
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
shatters, im going to see if i can get an old dog kennel to make a comfy little place in my apartment
i hate it when my body betrays me an inky cloudy black flooding my vision and mind as my legs lock up, and i almost crumble to the floor. It's weird, and it's been happening more and more
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i hate it when my body betrays me an inky cloudy black flooding my vision and mind as my legs lock up, and i almost crumble to the floor. It's weird, and it's been happening more and more
i wanna dress up like a late 2000s scene/emo girl
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i wanna dress up like a late 2000s scene/emo girl
i feel like such a pig eating, junk food even tho, i made the darn brownies i feel like a fat cow enjoying them
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i feel like such a pig eating, junk food even tho, i made the darn brownies i feel like a fat cow enjoying them
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the gamecube and the clothes rack are very important because they imply that she is placed there for dress up and as a convenient player 2.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
the gamecube and the clothes rack are very important because they imply that she is placed there for dress up and as a convenient player 2.
when she regresses you buy only gives you an hour of screens, thats pretty messed up
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
when she regresses you buy only gives you an hour of screens, thats pretty messed up
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I couldn't find the original so I had to recreate it from memory.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I couldn't find the original so I had to recreate it from memory.
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gengar is playing giant wii sports resort
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
gengar is playing giant wii sports resort
pokemon used to have really fucking tedious shit to fill out the dex, you're telling me that i have to wait a full week answering a question each day and after that i have a 1 in 7 chance every 24hrs to get the fossil you need and theres a chance it dupes
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
pokemon used to have really fucking tedious shit to fill out the dex, you're telling me that i have to wait a full week answering a question each day and after that i have a 1 in 7 chance every 24hrs to get the fossil you need and theres a chance it dupes