Sage Tyrtle
@sagetyrtle.bsky.social
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Award-winning storyteller, writer, and workshop wizard. Moth GrandSLAM champ. NPR/CBC/PBS contributor. Taught 150+ workshops for Second City, Clarion West, and more. Work in Apex Mag, The Offing. Helps writers dig up stories that stick. www.tyrtle.com
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lindzmcleod.bsky.social
Did you know that the audiobook for my sapphic pirate horror QUEEN O'NINE TAILS' just dropped? 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

If you like snarky, good-with-their-hands spies who are Definitely, For Sure, Not At All attracted to the hot but unhinged pirate queens who capture them, then this is going to (ahem) float your boat.
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lit-namjooning.bsky.social
Good news, everyone! Literary Namjooning's first ever flash reading and open mic's happening soon! Register here: us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

#namjooning #namjooningbutliterary
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sagetyrtle.bsky.social
I always wanted a twin. (This character appeared on the screen in Dead End Paranormal Park and my whole family went SQUEEEEEE!) This made me super happy.

#NonBinary
Character from the animated show Dead End Animated Park and real person. Both have shaved head, blue bangs, a backpack, a purple shirt, and an orange overshirt.
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Slept in and now the weather is nice and cool so it’s back to bike commuting. #cycling #toronto #morning #autumn
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
Aw, thank you! (This is the first time I've looked like anyone in media since I was ten years old)
Cover of Harriet the Spy. Ink drawing of a child with glasses, a red sweatshirt, blue jeans, black shoes. Carrying a notebook.
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
he was like "This cover is from my imagination but WOW, do you want to come be the model for the next one?" and so she did and then made a bunch of money being the official person at video game cons for a few years. Pretty awesome!)
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I LOVE IT SO MUCH. (In the 90s my cousin started getting phone calls from friends who were like "I saw you on a video game cover" and she finally went to the store and looked and it really was unequivocally her. She got in touch with the artist and was like "Um, do I know you or something?" and
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
I always wanted a twin. (This character appeared on the screen in Dead End Paranormal Park and my whole family went SQUEEEEEE!) This made me super happy.

#NonBinary
Character from the animated show Dead End Animated Park and real person. Both have shaved head, blue bangs, a backpack, a purple shirt, and an orange overshirt.
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
Friends! I am in this book with AMAZING HUMANS -- it's collaborative writing AND how the collaborative writing happened:
stanchion.bsky.social
Last book of '25 is by @lindzmcleod.bsky.social + a cast of collaborators incl The Handmaid's Tale screenwriter Lynn Renee Maxcy, Sunday Times bestseller Thomas D. Lee & Nebula/WFA finalist Eugenia Triantafyllou.

Pre-order now with UK Saver Shipping to save £! www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
OH NOES now your kid will have to learn jazz piano and make an entire town happy before the worksheet changes!
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TOO SCARY
lindybiller.bsky.social
A haunted house, but it's just helping your kid with the same math homework every night in an infinite loop.
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
This is how to compromise with a cat, by the way - Squish was spending his mornings on top of my task book so I cleared off half my desk and gave it to him. Compromise! Like how cats take the dog bed and the dog sleeps on the floor!
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Squish the Cat says there are #WritingWorkshops galore coming up! Whether it's #SpeculativeFiction, #ProsePoetry, #CNF, or POV you're into, I can give you tools to create fabulous new pieces:

tyrtle.com/writing-work...

#WritingCommunity #Writing #Writers #AmWriting
Tabby cat lying on a desk being cuddled.
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE ALMOST FIFTY-THREE YEARS OLD AND STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL MISCHIEVOUS

#WritingCommunity #Writer #AmWriting #SpellingIsHard
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EEEEEEEEE
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EEE THIS IS THE BEST
pegasusunder.bsky.social
📚 🧡 MY BIGGEST DREAM COME TRUE 📚 🧡

My debut novel, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE, will be out in 2027!
Publishers Marketplace, Z. K. Abraham's My Darling Clementine, in which a Black queer woman, who, feeling lost in teh depths of an unhappy marriage, leaves it all behind, only to lose herself completely-and beyond human recognition-to a new love, to Makayla Tabron at Amistad, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, for publication in 2027, by Carleen Geisler at P.S. Literary Agency (world English). Translation: Taryn Fagerness Agency
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apexmag.bsky.social
WE'RE 30% FUNDED!! 🎉🎉🎉 Apex will be open to nonfiction pitches FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! ✨

Want to unlock the next chapter of Apex? Please consider backing our Kickstarter and help us keep publishing the strange, surreal, shocking, beautiful stories you love!

www.kickstarter.com/.../apexpu.....
30% UNLOCKED!

For the first time, Apex will open to nonfiction pitches. We are expanding our nonfiction editorial team! ZZ Claybourne has been our nonfiction editor for the past couple of years, and is doing a fantastic job. His editorial eye has elevated Apex’s nonfiction and has helped us discover many new voices. Rodney Carlstrom will be joining the Apex team as an associate nonfiction editor to help ZZ manage submitted nonfiction pitches. cow floating in space with some astronauts next to the current Kickstarter number, "$6,000!"
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sfwp.bsky.social
Make sure to register for @lumchanmfa.bsky.social's book launch event with @deeshaphilyaw.bsky.social and @avitusbcarle.bsky.social over Zoom on November 7th at 7pm EST! buff.ly/CtKtA0k

Preorder BITTER OVER SWEET right here: buff.ly/3pPOviA
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sagetyrtle.bsky.social
Love #FlashFiction? Love #SpeculativeFiction? Join me for this @smokelong.bsky.social #WritingWorkshop and I'll give you the tools to write speculative fiction as metaphor, one of my FAVOURITE THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE:

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#Writing #WritingCommunity
Spaceship with an alien inside. Headshot of a person with black and white glasses, shaved head, and bangs. Text says "Speculative Fiction as Metaphor with Sage Tyrtle, 2 Hour Webinar, Oct. 25, 11 AM NYC".
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
Love #FlashFiction? Love #SpeculativeFiction? Join me for this @smokelong.bsky.social #WritingWorkshop and I'll give you the tools to write speculative fiction as metaphor, one of my FAVOURITE THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE:

www.smokelong.com/product/spec...

#Writing #WritingCommunity
Spaceship with an alien inside. Headshot of a person with black and white glasses, shaved head, and bangs. Text says "Speculative Fiction as Metaphor with Sage Tyrtle, 2 Hour Webinar, Oct. 25, 11 AM NYC".
sagetyrtle.bsky.social
Aw, Dina, thank you! I have wonky feet (wide and half a size difference between them so I have to buy 2 pairs of sneakers to make up one) so these shoes are, like, my ONLY CHOICE *laughing* which means laces are the only way to make them match my weird, goofy fashion ideas...