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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 9h

I actually want to imagine all 7 million came to your house to watch ghost busters.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 19h

I would hope that the irony of the situation would help their decision.

(spoiler: It probably won't)

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 1d

...you say that like we don't have a head of the department of defense who leaks secrets over chat groups.

This will be EXACTLY what happens.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 1d

A but harder for copilot and whatever google is doing.

Mostly because they are repeatedly throwing their AI shit in the middle of everywhere hoping we click on it by accident so they can pump up this month's user numbers.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 2d

Admittedly, fascists seem antithetical to joker- a bunch of hyped up idiots in charged, running around based off of their own little farces.

...also, he can blow them up with bombs, and Frenchmen will shower him with champagne and ask him to kiss their baby.

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 2d

Well, that is one way of making sure you find WMDs during an invasion... have your computer lie to you and make up evidence.

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 2d

7 word horror: "My Surgeon said 'So I opened Chat GPT.' "

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 2d

...so, is it now a valid military strategy to spam into this in order to see if it regurgitates sensitive military secrets?

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 2d

8 track tapes dealer.

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 2d

Sure I can.

When everyone notices the bad apples, they point out the bad apples, and yet nothing is done to take the bad apples out of the barrel.

At that point, it is hard to think of it as a barrel of bad apples.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 2d

Well because all he has to do is shave. It saves on time for make up.

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 3d

Static Shock: "I dunno. I think they'll remember that he is... NOT LIKE US"

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 3d

"Can't have bad nutrition if no one knows what constitutes bad nutrition. "

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 3d

Most of those could run for congress.

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 4d

Actually, Doom looks pretty sick without any textures at all

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 4d

I want to see a GOP senator's prompts.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 4d

Once the dust settles, I imagine the tools will eventually just a be a photoshop style tool.

Complete with the shitty and invasive subscription models.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

" 'no' "

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

New tech: gas light execs into thinking we want Jared Leto in franchises we want to boycott.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

No, but it kind of checks out since he somehow keep getting work.

Having the manpower and bribe material of an entire cult will do that for you.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

I will be honest- I want to watch a version of Tron where Keanu Reeves is playing Johnny Silverhand.

safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

Because he knows the right sex pests in charge to make friends with, I assume.

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

You can tell when an artist is a foot guy.

It is not just drawing a character's feet. There is that specific amount of detail that makes you think "oh, this is his thing".

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

Was it because the orphanage used spiderman for a birthday party?

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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social · 7d

He could contract with a true dark lord, one that sucks away a the blood of both those sacrificed to it and those who serve it. I speak of the foul being... Honey.

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