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Alexander Corrino

@saddlerfan.bsky.social

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He/him. Chaotic Gay. Lvl 42. Fic writer. Mark Strong devotee. Main fandoms: #DuneProphecy, #Dune (Javicco Corrino/House Corrino) & #ResidentEvil (Osmund Saddler/RE4/RE4R). Pfp: @checkpointsam.bsky.social

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 13d

Everyone is doing this right now, so I thought I'd jump in as well!

I like:

- Javicco Corrino/House Corrino
- Dune: Prophecy/Dune
- Mark Strong
- Osmund Saddler (Resident Evil)
- Fic writing
- Gaming
- 80s/90s nostalgia

Feel free to repost/follow/say hi! (18+ only plz) #promosky

The Imperial Palace on Salusa Secundus (Dune: Prophecy)

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 5m

I published the next chapter of my David Brooke fic earlier... and yeah, just when you might have thought things are going to settle down, poor David gets another shock 😭 #DavidBrooke #TheCritic #FanFic

Chapter here: archiveofourown.org/works/707089...

Midnight, The Stars And You - Chapter 8 - Markfluencer (AlexanderCorrino) - The Critic (2023) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 37m

Lmao 😂 Just wait a few hours tho - they're about to change the leveling system in PoGo, which means they're gonna butcher everything else in the process too 😂

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 1h

No worries, it's not just you, it does that to me as well. It's a bug the game currently has 👀😂

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 2h

I always give my old laptops to my IT dude, he gives them to people
who can still use them for various purposes, and I get a discount for a new laptop. Win-win!

Cyberpunk Librarian @cyberpunklibrarian.bsky.social · 3h

Look, I'm just gonna say this and add my voice to the others who are saying the same basic things.

I don't care that Microsoft decided that your Windows 10 laptop shouldn't work anymore. If you can't use it, do not throw it away. Find a Linux nerd. We'll use it. We'll make it work for someone else.

Reposted by Alexander Corrino

ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @bun.is.a.cutie.fyi · 1d

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 5h

Ah damn, I'm sure his vaccine would have worked wonders 😇😂

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you! I always learn and adapt tho, language is a constantly evolving thing after all. And yeah, those "patriots" often can't even spell the vile slogans on their hateful signs correctly 💀

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 5h

The amount of times where I as a German thought "hmm idk my English seems a bit better than the one that's coming from this actually English person" is rather high indeed 💀

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 5h

Did you meet a guy in a purple robe asking for a friend

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 6h

Same here, I would definitely not have been able to open the door 🤪😂

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 11h

Nothing to see for the mailman, thankfully 😂 I'm the only one who got a package 😂

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 11h

The mailman just rang the doorbell to give me a Mark movie I'd ordered... that's all nice and stuff... but it's 8AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING I'm not even WEARING ANY PANTS yet (thankfully I can get my mail from the mailman by simply opening the window, lol)!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DHL 😭😂

Javicco Corrino looking surprised with "dafuq?!" written next to him

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 11h

I mean yes actors aren't saints, no one is and it's unrealistic to think that they're all 100% good and pure - but Leto is one of those who take the creep level to maximum. There's "okay this actor is a good egg with a few flaws like we all have" and "oh God no RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG".

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 11h

A former classmate of mine had the hots for Leto back in the 90s. I can only hope she's changed her mind on that 😵‍💫

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 11h

Idk I'd have watched if it had had Mark or Sir Patrick. Never underestimate actor devotees. Leto just doesn't have any (aside from the ones in his messed up cult like bruh what's up with that, massive creep vibes right there).

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 12h

An anonymous top talent agent on #TronAres flopping at the box office

"You could have had Ryan Gosling, it wasn’t going to work. No one asked for this ... If you say, ‘Tron: Ares is good, we just needed a different actor,’ you’re deluding yourself"

(via THR)

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 12h

lmao! That is iconic 😂 I doubt they ever thought that movie would reach the cult movie status it has today 😂

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 12h

Oh yes, big influence. Today perhaps even more prominent than ever due to the whole AI slop issue. I think the funniest thing is that a lot of people use the references but don't know they're from Dune 😂

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 12h

The Dr. Salvador tsum, I'm - 😭 #ResidentEvil #TeamSaddler #SoCUTE

A bunch of new tsum tsums from the Capcom store, one of them being Dr. Salvador from Resident Evil 4 (Remake)

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 12h

He who controls the spice controls the universe 😌

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 12h

a man with gray hair is wearing a grey shirt

Alt: Shaddam Corrino asking for more... MORE

media.tenor.com

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 12h

Some people say he conspired with the Alien so that it could catch Brett 👀😂

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 15h

Do we REALLY need to have a deranged AI robot throwing a kid off a balcony first to make us realize the kind of shit we've gotten ourselves into or

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 16h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 15h

*sigh*

80s font meme that says "time for Butlerian Jihad"

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Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 16h

Take care, yo! 🫂

Alexander Corrino @saddlerfan.bsky.social · 16h

It's been about 25 years since I had to sit in a chemistry class but I guess I was neither super good nor super bad, unlike physics... at which I completely sucked (too much math involved) 😂

I'd say I'm definitely better when it comes to Pokémon tho 👀😂