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Leni
@runningredlights.bsky.social
Melbourne | Australia | Music
BREAKING: I am on leave. I did check my work emails though. Silly me. Also looked at Slack messages. Aghhhh!
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Apparently it’s my last chance to pick up all these online bargains. It’s too much pressure, I’d rather pay full price. Leave me the heck alone.
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
My mum is upset with me.
Sigh. 😞
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Walking past smokers at a cafe, and being a passive smoker for 5 seconds, reminds me how filthy a habit it is…but today I would really like one.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Leni
Please Wank Responsibly. It's 10:00AM
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Earlier I had my son in hysterics as I told him the story of when he called a Coles shelf-stacker, a dickwhacker.

He was only 3 at the time.
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The Hazards Of Love 4 (The Drowned)
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November 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Bloody cold in Melbourne
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m craving Ferrero ice cream.
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I’m watching a romantic Christmas movie on Netflix.

“All I need for Christmas”

Have you got a Christmas love story to share?
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Peace doesn’t come from control.
Peace comes from confidence.

Have a think about that.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Isn’t this normal?
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I’m in a workshop with a really hot dude. I can’t focus. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
30 years ago today, Faithless released their massive anthem “Insomnia”.

And to this day, there’s always some knob who will pipe up with “I can’t get no sleep” at the drop of the first sound. Like it’s the very first time 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Happy Turkey stuffing and pumpkin pie eating to all my American friends. I am forever grateful for your authentic friendship.

Circle back to me once you’ve stuffed your face and prayed to the beavers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Australia just recorded ZERO cervical cancer cases in women under 25 - for the first time since records began in 1982.

HPV vaccination and screening has protected & saved young women. Where are the anti-vaccination shit-for-brains clowns?
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I think I’m going to pop my head into a school coffee session tomorrow. No one will know who I am.

I’ll introduce myself as just another Mum.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Pay day baby!

Bring it on.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I’d like to take this moment to deeply reflect on all the people I work with and say I’m so proud to be in your company, like a big family. I’m so grateful for all your wisdom and a very happy thanksgiving. I’m deeply deeply appreciative of all the wonder you bring in my life.

Yeah right 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The Man Comes Around
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November 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I’ve had a wanker message me 7 times on LinkedIn, demanding my attention. He changes his opening, like that’s going to make a difference. How many times do I need to ignore him before it registers that I don’t want to engage?

People are so fucking dumb. As dumb as a box of hammers.
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I think I could roast people for a living.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Little cockhead of a 10 year old has been kicking my chair the last few hours on a flight. I’m ready to smash him.

I just turned around and the oblivious Father made eye contact with me with a look of helplesness.

Fucker, control your fucking kid. You rude selfish mother fuckers.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Darwin Airport is as modern and progressive as Pauline Hanson in a burqa. Unattractive. Unappealing. Unpleasant. Something you wouldn’t touch unless you were three times cut and clearly regretful the next morning.

A 5/10.

Stay tuned for more airport rankings.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
KPMG partners hitting me up on LinkedIn all the way from Tanzania. Doesn’t smell scammy at all.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM