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Rumpelsilkskin

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Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · 4d

one time at work one of the weird tech bros was trying to explain to me how to get bugs off my computer so it wouldn’t be so slow and mid conversation he just descended into a flat split on the break room floor i did not ask him to do that and it was 6am.

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · 9d

idk if we’re talking versions on versions of the same song/album we need to refer to Mariah Carey’s 25th anniversary re-release of Rainbow. That album had 3 versions of Heartbreaker and they all ate. We’re not reflecting on the ancient texts anymore

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · 12d

ever had a nightmare where your teeth fall out and the dream version of you gets a little excited for veneers with a permanent grill embedded

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · 14d

i need these TikTok shop influencers to step it up. I just watched a video of a girl trying to sell me gummies saying “this gummy has more fiber than sugar”. Yes as does most everything else

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · 16d

if i was Taylor Swift I wouldn’t be caught dead admitting that Marty Healy ghosted me…that man is racist af and looks like a victorian child with consumption

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · 19d

Edmonds Shoreline

a short collection of poems from coming of age on the Puget Sound.

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Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · 21d

i still yearn for summer ‘16

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Sep 18

i need that free west African chiropractor treatment (a small child walks up and down my back)

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Sep 1

at least every week I think about when Trisha Paytas was fighting for her life online against racist allegations and used her love of rice as defense

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Aug 19

Gunna’s post prison glow up has me thinking maybe I should crash out to the maximum maybe it’ll actually be good for me to do time idk

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Aug 11

I’ve heard the same! I vote we get back in the lab and make something closer

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Aug 11

I don’t know nor do I care, make a simulation that stimulates the nerves they have in a similar way this should be the law 😩

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Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Aug 11

every man should have to experience a simulation of an IUD insertion before going near a woman ever

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jul 29

the cult I was in would use this show as an example of what happens when you don’t center the prophets teachings in your life 🙂‍↕️

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jul 29

black women make literally anything look effortlessly good i was just watching that episode of my strange addiction where our good sis was addicted to drinking air freshener and she made that fresh linen febreeze look so refreshing and tasty oml

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jul 19

this ginger man entered himself in a conversation about comic books to talk about how much he hated Garfield so I asked if it’s bc they’re twins and he never spoke to me again. As a misandrist that was truly my one of greatest works of low effort with very high reward

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jul 9

my morning routine always includes what I call Beverly Hills Mom Breakfast (green tea w/ lemon and an assortment of antidepressants and vitamins)

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jul 8

the only benefit of working with white people is that my wig looks crazy today. a mess. I’m giving pleakly in disguise yet it’s compliments all around

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jul 5

Dasani water tastes like how paper smells

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jun 30

what? i don’t have a favorite ex i want them all to spontaneously combust

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jun 23

i need y’all to put the grass powder DOWN i just saw someone using matcha powder to fry chicken. as if the lord doesn’t have a judgement day for us already.

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jun 23

all these cowboy carter Paris clips got my feelings hurt fr

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jun 21

like anna karenina

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jun 15

all this political and social regression and still no quaaludes

Rumpelsilkskin @rumplesilkskin.bsky.social · Jun 15

whenever my demons get loud I watch videos of ex convicts eating McDonald’s for the first time after years in prison and remind myself that’s it’s truly in my best interest to behave i really don’t want to go 10+ years without a mcchicken

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