Rude Rubicante
@ruderubicante.bsky.social
Monster enthusiast. Illustrator and concept artist for Ogre Poppengang. Will talk about my pets for hours and no I will not apologize for it. 🚫No AI, No NFT🚫
My rabbits have me jailed in their room because I do the terrible crime of cleaning their bedding, washing their bowls clean, airing their blankets and NOT petting them.
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My rabbits have me jailed in their room because I do the terrible crime of cleaning their bedding, washing their bowls clean, airing their blankets and NOT petting them.
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
My bail is set at 6000 GBP. I am doing community service currently. (petting them)
THROW THE BALL!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
THROW THE BALL!!!
sinking feeling
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
sinking feeling
Tried to follow the cat to get a mouse off her AND SHE DROPPED IT ON ME FROM THE STAIRS!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Tried to follow the cat to get a mouse off her AND SHE DROPPED IT ON ME FROM THE STAIRS!!!!
They had forgotten in their fervor to explore that a staff is basically a lightning rod.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
They had forgotten in their fervor to explore that a staff is basically a lightning rod.
Todays tragedy.
Forgot tea. Tea cold.
Forgot tea. Tea cold.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Todays tragedy.
Forgot tea. Tea cold.
Forgot tea. Tea cold.
My rabbits adore cuddles and hate the cold, they have been betrayed by the fact my hands are cold during cuddles.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My rabbits adore cuddles and hate the cold, they have been betrayed by the fact my hands are cold during cuddles.
Culinarian 100.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Culinarian 100.
For those curious about what my job entails...you can have my doodles upon the storyboard
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
For those curious about what my job entails...you can have my doodles upon the storyboard
Oh very well.
ART TRAIN.
4 Pieces, 4 tags.
@geistverrse.bsky.social
@corromon.bsky.social
@partydemoness.bsky.social
@spaceling.art
ART TRAIN.
4 Pieces, 4 tags.
@geistverrse.bsky.social
@corromon.bsky.social
@partydemoness.bsky.social
@spaceling.art
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Oh very well.
ART TRAIN.
4 Pieces, 4 tags.
@geistverrse.bsky.social
@corromon.bsky.social
@partydemoness.bsky.social
@spaceling.art
ART TRAIN.
4 Pieces, 4 tags.
@geistverrse.bsky.social
@corromon.bsky.social
@partydemoness.bsky.social
@spaceling.art
Sometimes I have the urge to say "Where is my Wife?" when I know perfectly well where my partner is, and that they would look at me with confusion if I said that. But at the same time "Where is my Honey?" just doesn't sound so cathartically mournful enough and results in a jar of honey on my desk.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Sometimes I have the urge to say "Where is my Wife?" when I know perfectly well where my partner is, and that they would look at me with confusion if I said that. But at the same time "Where is my Honey?" just doesn't sound so cathartically mournful enough and results in a jar of honey on my desk.
My local green grocer is onto me, he asked how my rabbits were when I bulk bought mint and dill from him.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My local green grocer is onto me, he asked how my rabbits were when I bulk bought mint and dill from him.
Y'know I know you shouldn't anthropomorphise your pets but admittedly it's hard not to when you give pain medication to a rabbit and they immediately huff off to drink water and literally pull the bowl towards themselves hastily. Like yeah buddy I get it I hate cough syrup too.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Y'know I know you shouldn't anthropomorphise your pets but admittedly it's hard not to when you give pain medication to a rabbit and they immediately huff off to drink water and literally pull the bowl towards themselves hastily. Like yeah buddy I get it I hate cough syrup too.
And once more I learn something to never use ever again. Quite proud for a first time face rig though. You can actually see when I panicked when it worked!
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
And once more I learn something to never use ever again. Quite proud for a first time face rig though. You can actually see when I panicked when it worked!
trying to get shiny fennekin has resulted in me getting dropped into a shiny wasp nest. [I have so many beedrills now]
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
trying to get shiny fennekin has resulted in me getting dropped into a shiny wasp nest. [I have so many beedrills now]
So I think I might be ill.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So I think I might be ill.
Elsiebub. The sweetest beast.
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Elsiebub. The sweetest beast.
They used to date.
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
They used to date.
Mad no pup cup.
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Mad no pup cup.
It's all I can think of when I take my Scolipede to the cafe.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's all I can think of when I take my Scolipede to the cafe.