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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
I’m sick of rich people ruining everything.
January 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I’m sick of rich people ruining everything.
Tonight I heard two wild stories about anal fisting, a man fisting himself in a bar bathroom and another about a dude fisting someone on a SAILBOAT.
Now I’m finally watching gay hockey. What a great day!
Now I’m finally watching gay hockey. What a great day!
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Tonight I heard two wild stories about anal fisting, a man fisting himself in a bar bathroom and another about a dude fisting someone on a SAILBOAT.
Now I’m finally watching gay hockey. What a great day!
Now I’m finally watching gay hockey. What a great day!
Finally over my reading slump with Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin. This book is full of ooey-gooey viscera and trauma. Perfect for me: a creep!
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Finally over my reading slump with Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin. This book is full of ooey-gooey viscera and trauma. Perfect for me: a creep!
Is there anything worst than a Lyft driver listening to a Christian station? Maaaaybe like Joe Rogan but I would prob choose Joe over this.
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is there anything worst than a Lyft driver listening to a Christian station? Maaaaybe like Joe Rogan but I would prob choose Joe over this.
I’m still upset that Ione Skye didn’t get to fuck Keanu.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m still upset that Ione Skye didn’t get to fuck Keanu.
The most action I’ve received this year is from three very invasive gyno procedures.
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The most action I’ve received this year is from three very invasive gyno procedures.
Look at this fuckin guy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Look at this fuckin guy.
I need legal speed. Too much ass draggery lately.
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I need legal speed. Too much ass draggery lately.
I finally went to the staff food pantry. I thought I’d only get canned food. NO—I got two cartons of eggs, a bag of apples, oranges, and potatoes, 3 cans of Amy’s soup, milk, bread, beans, oatmeal, and A WHOLE FROZEN CHICKEN!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I finally went to the staff food pantry. I thought I’d only get canned food. NO—I got two cartons of eggs, a bag of apples, oranges, and potatoes, 3 cans of Amy’s soup, milk, bread, beans, oatmeal, and A WHOLE FROZEN CHICKEN!!!!!
If I became a billionaire, I would fund art, films, movie theaters, libraries, schools and send my friends on lavish vacations and buy them all houses. I dunno what the fuck is wrong with these other fuckin assholes.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I became a billionaire, I would fund art, films, movie theaters, libraries, schools and send my friends on lavish vacations and buy them all houses. I dunno what the fuck is wrong with these other fuckin assholes.
Everyone in San Francisco looking at NYC’s new mayor
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Everyone in San Francisco looking at NYC’s new mayor
I really need to go to the gym but it’s already dark outside so should I just kill myself?
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I really need to go to the gym but it’s already dark outside so should I just kill myself?
Hey, original thought I know, but is Pornography by The Cure the greatest album ever????
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey, original thought I know, but is Pornography by The Cure the greatest album ever????
Real friends like @gothicprinceaaron.bsky.social pool their money for tips at the strip club and then ask each other all night, “Do you have our wad?”
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Real friends like @gothicprinceaaron.bsky.social pool their money for tips at the strip club and then ask each other all night, “Do you have our wad?”
I’m in an AI training for work and now I want to blow up all these stupid companies.
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m in an AI training for work and now I want to blow up all these stupid companies.
CGI blood and gunshot wounds look so corny.
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
CGI blood and gunshot wounds look so corny.
Nothing makes me more confused about British culture than watching Bake Off. Those are flapjacks?? What’s a school fête?! Hook a duck?!
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Nothing makes me more confused about British culture than watching Bake Off. Those are flapjacks?? What’s a school fête?! Hook a duck?!
I really hate this guy
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I really hate this guy
I gotta say, I love manspreading at the movies.
October 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I gotta say, I love manspreading at the movies.
I’m awestruck after watching the strangest dance performance by the Paris Ballet. The adjective “Lynchian” is bandied about too much but, truly, it was Lynchian! Discordant music, dim white spotlights, red curtains, possessed dancers. Mwah!
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’m awestruck after watching the strangest dance performance by the Paris Ballet. The adjective “Lynchian” is bandied about too much but, truly, it was Lynchian! Discordant music, dim white spotlights, red curtains, possessed dancers. Mwah!
The Oakland Y finally has a Women on Weights class AND it’s hosted by two butch dykes. I am living.
October 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Oakland Y finally has a Women on Weights class AND it’s hosted by two butch dykes. I am living.