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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 13m

Oh NEED

Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 3h

Hate how working in corporate America is like,
>Asks a question
>In a holding pattern for 30 minutes waiting for a reply

This is a great usage of my time

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Ray 🩸 SLICE Oct 18 @rays666hell.bsky.social · 1d

Paladin Oaths don't actually say anything about celibacy ⛪🗡️
#nsfwart #HouseDurango

Stavros gettin fucked five ways lmao getting fucked by an orc while he fucks a tiefling while he also sucks another guy's cock while that guy is making out with another guy. Waow

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 16h

My paper towel reminded me of Idaho

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 20h

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Ren M @remmukh.bsky.social · 23h

#PortfolioDay
Hi, I'm Ren. Look at my art and please hire me.

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 22h

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Sadia @sadiabies.bsky.social · 21h

New heart pin debut, mini hearts hollowed out and filled with glitter!

mini anatomical human heart, 3 dimensional pin. this one is painted white with pearl accents and subtle rainbow color shifts

mini anatomical human heart, 3 dimensional pin. this one is painted to look like an oil spill, a black base with rainbow color shift and multicolor gems.

mini anatomical human heart, 3 dimensional pin. this one is a classic bloody red with red gems inside

mini anatomical human heart, 3 dimensional pin. this one is green with a real beetle preserved in the center

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 1d

Sam Altman has said any workers who are displaced by OpenAI will be given free transportation to the nearest culling facility where they will be summarily slaughtered and converted into a nutritious paste meant to be consumed by busy tech executives who don’t have time for regular meals.

Sam Altman explains Open AIs vision for a world where no one goes hungry because all the displaced workers will be converted into essential nutrients for other tech executives.

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

All politics is just optics and pushing the buck because people don't want to be held accountable

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DIO @danielirizarri.bsky.social · 6d

I think what's impressive about TRON is that, visually, it's still so much more interesting than any of it's sequels. It's crazy that they tried update this digital world by making it as 'realistically rendered' as possible. It's a complete misunderstanding of the original's charm.

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

Everybody actually doesn't love Raymond

Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

I'll bet Darth Maul is really handsy when he's receiving sloppy

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Suzy of Ghouliard; Commissions OPEN @suzthesnooze.bsky.social · Jul 20

Giving Darth Maul's helix earring a little kiss 💋

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

you may see some posts on my tunglr that have the tag "tolkien approved" and honestly thats the really good stuff. that and the "[fog horn sounds]" tag

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 9d

if we're mutuals and shizz, feel free to sign up for Christmas cards. i gotta get on that shit docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

A Very Gourd Christmas

SIGN UP FOR CHRISTMAS CARDS, GOURDS!

docs.google.com

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

Bologna is a privilege

Not a right

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Suzy of Ghouliard; Commissions OPEN @suzthesnooze.bsky.social · 1d

Watching clip compilations of Darth Maul and objectifying him

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

What the hell was up with that gif where the bowling ball fucked the bowling pin????? Like was that a thing or is it a fever dream of my sick mind??????

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

He would be honored

Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

That's a Dino special btw. His fav Halloween movie

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

ITS A GREAT MOVIE

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

>plum hog
>Ripples of elderly flesh

Ideal gamer tags

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Ray 🩸 SLICE Oct 18 @rays666hell.bsky.social · 1d

I keep seeing people not wanting to watch a show or read a comic or play a video game bc "the fandom is crazy/annoying/overwhelming/etc".... You don't have to engage with fandom, you can just keep it to you and your 3 closest sickos

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Pavlovs Dong @rubrikate.bsky.social · 1d

okay real tho