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Pavlovs Dong
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I have a vile sense of humor but I'm a decent man

PhD in sexualizing old men
Ben Franklin enthusiast

🪴Pro-420
🔼Lvl 338
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Priest with a gun is the hottest trope and yes, I will die on this hill
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Bloodborne - Rare Unused Environment Art
October 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Love getting in my bed that's heated with an electric blanket when the room is super cold
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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[becomes indigestible]
[grows spikes]
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm going to hell, do you need anything?
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
[sexualizes a man]

Nice
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Wanted to draw more pixel art, wanted to draw my boy Gio, so here's both
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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💦💦
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sometimes when I get super high I think about why words sound the way they do
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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They should make an edible for when you’re waiting for your edible to kick in
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How much does a spiders life count for in the eyes of God?
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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Please don't let the fear of not doing something well stop you from trying it for the first time. Write a messy story. Paint a crappy flower. Whittle the worst wooden bear of all time.

The best gift you can give yourself is to have fun and grow.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Watching conservatives also tear apart that "essay" is so fucking funny tho
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
new Fallout gun name
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[becomes indigestible]
[grows spikes]
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

MLEM!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #mlem #cute #joyousjoyness #funny #repost
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
welp, Stranger Things certainly is a show
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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laughing my fucking ass off at this comparison chart 😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM