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Scott Keith 🇨🇦
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Scott’s Blog of Doom at www.blogofdoom.com.

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!

Daily classic wrestling reviews in the morning and snarky quips any time.
I fucking hate these hacky AI narrated YouTube videos. I don’t need the voice of an 19 year old kid telling me about “reportage” in Goodfellas when it can’t pronounce Pileggi the same way twice. HIRE A REAL GODDAMN NARRATOR.
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
How did we never notice before?
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I thought he was watching the other show?
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Not quite to the level of last weeks show but still pretty decent.
Review: The SmarK Rant for AEW Collision - 02.07.26
The SmarK Rant for AEW Collision – 02.07.26
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February 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Connections
Puzzle #972
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This one was pretty wacky. But I enjoyed it.
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Vince McMahon, probably: “What if Brody King was actually ICE all along and then he has Bandido deported? Think of the heat, pal!”
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Damn that was a satisfying ending.
Review: The SmarK Rant for AEW Dynamite - 02.04.26
The SmarK Rant for AEW Dynamite – 02.04.26
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February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Connections
Puzzle #969
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WTF is “Approx”?
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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I’d rather watch the actual Super Bowl than this one.
Review: The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars - 01.26.97
The SmarK Rant for WWF Superstars – 01.26.97
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February 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This may be one of the dumbest takes ever posted to wrestling social media.
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Island wind howls hard
Teeth flash, bar fights fear his name
Haku stands unbent
Review: The SmarK Rant for WWE Vault presents The Best of Haku
The SmarK Rant for WWE Vault presents The Best of Haku
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February 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
He’s just gonna demolish the Kennedy Center and pocket the cash, isn’t he?
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I have it on good authority that Wheeler Yuta got a dog but then the dog stretched and Yuta did not say “OOH WHAT A BIG STRETCH!” and Animal Control came and removed the dog as a result.
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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I made the correct viewing decision.
Review: The SmarK Rant for AEW Collision - 01.31.26
The SmarK Rant for AEW Collision – 01.31.26
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February 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Picked up these bad boys from my comic dealer today. I hope my bookshelf is strong enough.
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I think today might be the first ever Rumble I skip reviewing. Just too gross to deal with all the stuff surrounding it and I really don’t care about any of the stories.
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Fucking 2026, man. RIP Catherine O’Hara. ☹️
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Trump literally has a cartoon supervillain scheme to steal money from BABIES and mainstream media is like “Trump officials say it could be worth $500,000!” with no trace of irony or fact checking. Your country is off the cliff. Best of luck if you’re stupid enough to give him money.
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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A decidedly weird rarity, but that’s what I live for.
Review: The SmarK Rant for WWF in Kuwait - 05.83
The SmarK Rant for WWF in Kuwait – 05.??.83
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January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Wordle 1,682 6/6

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Woo! Last second buzzer beater!
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Oh no daddy Trump please don’t tax your country another 100% to punish Canada we’d feel super bad about it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Jacques Rougeau puts the “tired” in “retired” here!
Review: The SmarK Rant for WWE Vault - Montreal 10.21.94
The SmarK Rant for WWE Vault – Montreal Show 10.21.94
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January 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Ah Greenland, famous for their penguins.
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Meanwhile in Saskatoon
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM