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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 28m

In Monster news, a hybrid of a waru and a tonberry has been spotted near the castle of Oo. Authorities warn it possesses invulnerability to those of Guank descent and would like it captured, dead or alive.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 1h

In Crime today, a single drow was identified blackmailing Renatus's Weaponsmithy, lowering the value of diamond by 80% due to lack of demand.

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In Medical news, Tai the Mystical has created a rune to remedy decreased Cast Speed. Side effects include Stone Complaints and insomnia.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 3h

In Real Estate news, the Hyper Keep has just opened up in the nearby housing market! Notable features include a Relaxing Study, an Unstable Bathroom, and a leasing term of 15 weeks. Talk to Practical Takako if you're interested!

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 4h

In Alchemical news, the guild Cheap Survivals has realized that combining 5 new pens, 61328 teal shirts, and 5896 brown potions creates 735 Cheap Elixirs of Time.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 5h

This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Esehfer the Lleoll Bandit for Extortion. They possess an ability that grants them immunity to rotting-related effects.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 6h

In Medical news, Juturna the Paranoid has created a draught to cure euphoria. Side effects include Pleasant Clots and Demonic Influenza.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 7h

In local business news, the Inquisitor Dominik has started constructing a castle. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the Port of Olseo, and getting a sack of agate for their Stable.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 8h

In Medical news, some townsfolk have been heard making a home remedy for Bony Pestilence. You simply need a piece of cloth, a bow, and a beet for it.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 9h

In Celebrity news, Terina the Kind is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a Blasting Key of Justice.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10h

In Alchemical news, the guild Bloody Energies has uncovered that combining 9126 gram of chili powders, 462 sais, and 261421 stack of oreganos creates 5655 Heated Concoctions.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 11h

In local dining, Jennie's Forged Diner is offering a discount on some buttered sausage. Order now!

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 13h

In cooking news, chef Binnealb the Indecisive has run out of minotaur and needs more. You can find him at Rioting Inn if you're able to help.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 14h

In Celebrity news, Manuel the Passionate is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a sack of sporks.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 15h

In Bounty news, a versatile beholder of injustice has appeared in the Hard Library. A reward of 77294 barrels of brass has been placed by Baron Rosetta the Conceited for their defeat.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 16h

This just in, a local merchant was controlled by magic yesterday. Law enforcement are looking for a fairly large bird with a missing eye.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 17h

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 18h

In Politics, a distant queen was assassinated just now, decreasing the value of armors by 66% due to shortage.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 19h

This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Erahni the Void Child Samurai for Indecency. They possess an ability that grants them invulnerability to those of Nazeb descent.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 20h

Breaking news! Princess Sophia the Stoic has declared war on Baroness Erzsebet the Unhealthy! Sources say the declaration of war is due to them needing to vent!

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 21h

In Monster news, a hybrid of a teipolt and an imp has been spotted near the township of Ulkhyehieequ. Authorities warn it possesses the constant effect of Tiresome Camouflagings and would like it captured, dead or alive.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 22h

This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Roey the Revenant Monk for Armed assault. They possess an ability that grants them immunity to Non-Euclidean effects.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 23h

In Employment today, there's been an insufficiency of acrobats in the foreign township. Job growth for masons is expected to rise by 70% within the next many monthes.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 1d

In Weather today, a fitted gust came about, raising Electric-type skills' power by 15%.

Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 1d

In Religion today, the Society of Kali will be performing the Rite of Starlit Assassination. Those in town during should stay indoors.