The Gnoll
@rpggnoll.bsky.social
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I love RPG games: AD&D, D&D3.5, D&D5e, Starfinder, PF2E, GURPS, and CoC. I run games, play games, and live tweet them from time to time. There are food images posted too.
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Today in #dnd: The potion that was created as a joke is somehow taken hold of the populace by storm. It could potentially unbalance the gnoll matriarchy. I fear this is going to get us in trouble soon.
Today in #dnd: The orc girl we rescued in episode 1 is becoming a seer and has shared with me some of her prophecies. Though understanding a prophecy before it happens is like trying to decipher a crazy puzzle.
Today in #dnd: We hate the cat's names, so we spend 15 minutes renaming them all. Ms. Milk was named by the witch ... not she's free and becomes "Gandalf."
Today in #dnd: When you leave a "loose thread" to a 13th level rogue who can control giants, you suddenly reel in shock when you hear that a detective is looking for a giant that destroyed the house of a loose thread and removed the loose end.
Today in #dnd: Our retainer started doubting our sanity when we say his head is going to explode.
Today in #dnd: Our local caretaker goes away to get some cheese and crackers and wine to celebrate, he comes back to see us accusing our employer that his father belongs to the Sickle and Spade Society (a bad guy group)
Today in #dnd: We invite our employer back to our house to "celebrate" but it's really to spill the beans that his father is some Sickle and Spade member.
Today in #dnd: I get a bottle of boundless coffee. I'll never need to refill the coffee pot.
Today in #dnd: We fought a shadow dragon, but now we see a rotting dragon!
Today in #dnd: I want to use inspiration because this NPC is the last of my family left!
Today in #dnd: A huge meteor comes down and casts darkness so much on the area!
Today in #dnd: He was a gnoll, but not Tizik.

Wait? Gnolls only have 4 settings?
Today is #dnd day with Secret of the Sands! I'm so jazzed to play again from our little sabbatical while people were away, etc, etc!
Today in #dnd:
Our charr archeologist gets accolades by the charr priest who was MVP during the chants with 2 natural 20s!
Today in #dnd:
DM: "The rogue clears his eyes from the blood and sweat."
Atticus: "Wait! He has an eye under his eyepatch?"
DM: "Wait, his one eye."
Today in #dnd: One of the main NPCs finally comes up with the information that the "truth candle" trick was just a trick. Tac is disappointed because he missed it both times. Dang it!
Today in #dnd:
"There's a knock at the door."
Wait, we ordered a pizza, but it's here this early?
"How are we ever going to pay for this pizza..."

I've read enough elven poetry to know where this is going ...
Today in #dnd: I help out at a food shelter! It was great!
You are too powerful, d'Artagnan!
Don't know why Bluesky is eating this image!
Today in #dnd: Dragons, and cerberus, and abashti --- oh my!
Today in #dnd: Mouth tetanus
Today in #dnd: The default altar is the defaultar.
Today in #dnd: A letter arrives at the Flaming Cactus Inn.

But I've already gotten the best deal on my extended car warranty!