Roxy
@roxyheartpirate.bsky.social
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Toe Beans enthusiast. A flock of pigeons in a people suit. Sometimes I review weird snacks.
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I love that I won't have my Lego sets by the weekend because apparently AusPost is suddenly unable to redirect my parcel. Even thought this was only noticed because it was sent back by the depot it was redirected to. A depot that my parcel would not have otherwise gone to.
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Looking at my $2700 Lego wishlist, and realising that I need some kind of Lego Sugar Daddy

#lego
Is there a word for the melancholy feeling that comes with finishing a Lego build? I'm happy it's done, but also sad that I now have nothing to build 😔

#lego
Ordered a cappuccino and somehow ended up with a chai latte. The fact that I enjoyed it more than I think I would've enjoyed the cappuccino makes me assume the person serving me is some kind of wizard who knows my true desires
Wayne Gretzky being referred to as "man in Taylor Swift photo" 💀 😂

#hockey
At any given time, the noise in my head is either Hermes Bureaucrat Song or Ukka-Pekka Luukonen saying his name
Amazingly crunchy, but the condensed cucumber flavour is kinda weird

5/10

#roxyratessnacks
One of the downsides of following a Seattle team, is that now my social media algorithms seem to think I must live there, and send me recommendations for cool eateries in the wrong WA

#westralian #australian #seattle
Apparently Peppa Pig hit some hard times
Making other people have to see what goes on in my head, because I don't want to be the only one 😂

#hockey
Had no idea what flavour I was buying when I got these. I don't really like wasabi, and that was the dominant flavour. Overall not bad though.

6/10

#roxyratessnacks
"I thought anchovies were a plant" - Scott
"something about this is very sexual" - my husband's friend talking about Blackjack
We have a chain of sports bars here that don't even show hockey. It's always UFC, NRL, AFL, and cricket
I've never seen anywhere showing NHL in Perth, so I just really wasn't expecting it in Cairns
Getting lunch in Cairns, and there's Kraken hockey on the TV?!

#nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus
The Twisties were so bland, and also an unappetising shade of green. They did turn my tongue blue though as promised.

The Pepsi Max Electric is pretty good, tasted like berry.

Twisties: 3/10
Pepsi: 7/10

#roxyratessnacks
Gotta a chair for that one guy always standing there watching everyone else fight

#nhl #hockey
I sneezed and scared away his only brain cell

#cat
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you serve a wrap that is open on one end - for the love all that is holy, do not cut it in half

#food