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Pushing Magic cards through many iterations of Google Translate. Original concept by Andy Rutledge, contributions by Andy and @willweaverrva.bsky.social (posts also by Will)

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 10h

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 10h

Leonardo, the Balance #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Son of Leonardo da Vinci
3W
Mythological Mutant Ninja Turtles
When a character you control enters the battlefield, you may give each creature you control +1/+1. You may do this multiple times.
WUBRG: This creature is a threat, it is destroyed and dies.
Buddy — Choose a type (If both are talented, you may have two pilots.)
3/3

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 19h

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 19h

Donate #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Free Gift
2U
Toys
A tool that helps people control things.
A summer camp game gives young people a chance to see the magic of the “Bible Bomb.”

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d

Dawnstrider #GoogleTranslatesMTG

However
1G
Animals - Dry Revolutionaries
G, T, Horse: Ignore all attacks that affect this area.
The morning mist was very faint.
1/1

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 1d

Distorting Lens #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Lens Change
2
Image
T: Continue to stare at the selected color until time runs out.
The judges have a false sense of reality.

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d

Harmonic Convergence #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Share Now!
2G
Speed
Does this spell work in a public library?
Can humans survive an endless interstellar conflict?

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 2d

Jester's Mask #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Mask of Madness
5
Art
Click to activate this art.
1, T, Keep this art: Your opponent puts a card from their hand into their library. Search their library to see if they have a discarded card in their hand.

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d

Anthroplasm #GoogleTranslatesMTG

People
2UU
Social Life is Like a Locker Room
A creature appears with two +1/+1 tokens.
X, T: Remove all +1/+1 and add all +1/+1.
I don’t wear a hat. I don’t like hats.
0/0

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 3d

Fodder Cannon #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Birthday Bag
4
Professional Work
4, T, Damage nature: Damage four targets.
Step 1: Find my sister.
Step 2: Put your sister in the box.
Step 3: Search for relatives.

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d

Cho-Manno, Revolutionary #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Simon’s Quest
2WW
Adults are Bad People
Cho-Mano destroys all life.
“Mark Musk can’t hide the truth and our day has finally arrived.”
2/2

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 4d

Worldly Tutor #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Easy for Teachers
G
Quick
Find an animal card in the library, look at it, open it, and place it on top of the card.
“Asilbo immediately took down the rhinoceros, followed by the snake.”
—Afari, I think

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d

Doom Weaver #GoogleTranslatesMTG

False Weber
4BB
Creations - Artist of the Artists
Composite Item
Spiritual Soul (You can attach this creature to another creature that doesn’t have a partner.)
When Curse Artist is linked to another creature, each creature gains this special ability: “When this creature dies, draw a card from its power zone.”
1/8

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 5d

Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's

Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d

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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 5d

Meren of Clan Nel Toth #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Nella Thor's Number is Saved
2BG
Mysterious Creatures of Mythology.
You gain experience points when another creature you control dies.
At the beginning of the end phase, select a building card from your graveyard. If its distance is less than or equal to yours, return it to the court. If the line is separated, add it to your arm.
3/4