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Rosewatta Stone
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Pushing Magic cards through many iterations of Google Translate. Original concept by Andy Rutledge, contributions by Andy and @willweaverrva.bsky.social (posts also by Will)
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Bazaar of Baghdad (original text - as seen on Desert Bus!) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ar...
Baghdad Business Park I Got Lost Choose two cards from the deck and put them in your hand. If you run out of cards, discard them. Once a card is in your hand, you cannot put it back in your hand.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Guardian Beast (original text - as seen on Desert Bus!) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/me...
Animal Cruelty 3B I Found Salvation While the garden keeper is caring for the items, these items cannot be repaired, deleted, or adapted to other players. If an event occurs that destroys the garden keeper and his items, those items will remain in place even after the garden keeper is destroyed. If an item under the garden keeper’s control is stolen for any reason, the effects of the item will remain as long as the garden keeper is under his control. 2/4
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Strip Mine (original text, as seen on Desert Bus!) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/at...
What's It Worth? Vote Click here to add the free app to your channel. You can add Change May to your shopping list and reopen it when needed. Unlike previous conflicts, the Dominari are now involved in a war between Elsa and Mishra.
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Chains of Mephistopheles (original text - as seen on Desert Bus!) #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/le...
Lord Mephisto 1B Press Release If a player cannot draw a card, they must discard it. If they cannot draw another card, they must discard what they discarded on their first turn. The number of cards discarded depends on the number of cards in their hand.
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Heat Shimmer #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/2x...
Hot Language 2R Spelling The created character is designed to score goals, but has “speed” and “character damage from start to end of phase” stats. “He better go to the hole.” —Fleming
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Wort, Boggart Auntie #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/lr...
Herb, Mrs. Bogart 2BR Family Tool: Ugly Witch Fear (only old and/or strong people can overcome this creature) At the beginning of your turn, you may put a Fate card from your graveyard into your hand. Anti-Fox knows when to eat the fruit, when to discard it, and what to do. 3/3
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Wrap in Vigor #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/cn...
Follow Your Passion 1G Then You create beings that you control. Some are born with a disease that prevents them from sensing the physical energy that flows through Dominaria. They are filled with magical healing spells, temporary talismans.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Tidewalker #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/pl...
Northwest 2U Today - Today This creature places a temporary object on each island you control. Destroy (At the start of your turn, remove one temporary object from the island. If the temporary object is destroyed, the island is destroyed as well.) Northwest’s power and attack are equal to the number of jumps it has. */*
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Akuta, Born of Ash #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/so...
Akuta Rises from the Ashes 2BB Devil - Devil Invitation If your opponent starts their turn with an extra card in their hand, they can sacrifice an Egg, in which case they must return from the graveyard to the battlefield. 3/2
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Mikokoro, Center of the Sea #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/dm...
Mediterranean Sea Beautiful City T: Draw C. 2, T: Each player gets one card. “In the heart of the sea, before the eyes of the world, lies a secret place of light. Seek answers there, and you will find salvation.” —A fragment of a palm tree found in the Ruins of the Fishermen.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Scout's Warning #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/fu...
Warning Warning W Instant Results You can play with animals. This card has been stolen. “The chosen strategy is attack.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Lapis Lazuli Talisman #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ic...
Blue Drink 2 Note When the player turns blue, he can return to 3. When he returns, remove all links to this item.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Detritivore #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/pl...
Destruction 2RR Song - Sign Shadowmon’s strength and defense are equal to the number of non-local spaces in the opponent’s territory. X – Name X3R. X can be zero. (Instead of discarding a card, you can discard X3R. You can discard one card at the start of the game. If you discard it, you can discard it for free to activate the Quick Play effect.) If the card is destroyed, remove one token and choose a non-local space as its target. */*
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Simian Spirit Guide #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/pl...
Monkey Instruction Manual 2G Red Animal Burn this card: Add R. “The smell of freshly washed hair is magical to me.” - —Hairstylist Gia Ballard 2/2
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Life and Limb #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ts...
Life and Property 3G Magic All green plants (all their parts) are plants, except forest plants. (They are susceptible to many diseases.) "The forest, bitter and terrible, wanders through the undergrowth in search of fertile soil." -Adalis, the Green Explorer
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Pyrohemia #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/cm...
Pyrochemical Society 2RR Wizard If there is no animal at the beginning of the last sentence, the world must be deleted. R: This spell destroys all creatures it enchants.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Rebuff the Wicked #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ts...
Unleash Your Anger W Speed Run. “I can’t teach you magic, but I can teach you how to defend yourself.” —Father Tavares of Corliss
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Chronozoa #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Peaceful Kingdom 3U Nightmares Await Flying 3 damage (This creature entered the battlefield with three clocks. At the beginning of your turn, draw this clock. At the end of your last turn, gain this creature as a gift.) When this creature dies or has no clocks, you gain two clocks of the same type. 3/3
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Imp's Mischief #GoogleTranslatesMTG
State Corruption 1B Now! Love can replace the pursuit of purity. This word describes a life filled with love. “Will you forgive the sins of the innocent? Yes, I’m weak.” —Nicole Balls
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Pegasus Stampede #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Pegasus Invasion 1W Description Combat: Earth Tool (While casting this spell, you may touch the ground or anything else. If you do, take this card into your hand and end the spell.) You can get a 1/1 Pegasus for free by using this link.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Sweet Oblivion #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Forget the Confetti 1U Children Players are dealt four cards. Haste — 3U, Take four cards from your graveyard. (You can use haste to take this card from your graveyard.) If it’s hard to remember, then it’s nice to forget.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Masticore #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Joy 4 Politics - Joy On your turn, discard a card and draw this creature. 2: This creature destroys target creature. 2: This creature enters the battlefield. 4/4
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Shield of Kaldra #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Calder's War 4 Technology - Weapons Calder’s sword, shield, and helmet are invincible weapons. These weapons do not damage creatures. (Damage is dealt, but the effect is not applied.) Holy Man 4
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Badgermole Cub #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Mule Hill 1G Essence - Deer When this creature enters the battlefield, it gains 1 turn. (Areas you control are always 0/0. This creature gets +1/+1. If this creature dies or is exiled, return it to the battlefield.) If this creature succeeds and doesn’t attack any creatures, it gains G. Each mountain system starts with a small mountain. 2/2
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Ironwill Forger #GoogleTranslatesMTG
Will Smith, Iron Man 3W Animal - Archer Second Leader — At the start of combat, if you control a dead creature, you gain 1,000 points. (During an attack, any team except the defending team may create a copy of the attacking figure by touching a player or pilot they control. At the end of combat, discard this figure.) 3/3
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM