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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1h

Now factor in the propensity of Tesla cars catching fire that can only doused by submerging the vehicle in a container filled with water and you start appreciating Musk's genius. Forget about runaway fire, lithiumhydroxide fumes and hydrogenfluoride exposure.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1h

Only half? That's quite generous.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1h

Make Asbetos Great Again is seriously a MAGA thing. All the OHSE measures aren't "masculine" per the MAGA party line.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1h

Do not fuck around posting comments on cat people unless you are prepared for the finding out phase of it.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1h

Dat suit, tho. @dieworkwear.bsky.social

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 4h

WOKE WEERTERREUR TEISTERT HARDWERKEND NEDERLAND, FRANS TIMMERMANS DOET HET ER ZWIJGEN TOE!

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 4h

Your gear left alone (more than 3 meters away from you) and it's confiscated. As an aside, of course one of our truck drivers decided to urinate out in the open on site and got banned.

I somehow think that these kind of measures are not enforced at the White House right now.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 4h

The company I work for provided and installed the bicycle shelters for Brussels NATO HQ. That required a pretty through vetting process, plus entry to the site with both ID and iris scan.
No radio, no shouting, no running on site. Eating, drinking and smoking at designated times and places....

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 9h

The Citroën Ami is nowhere in the same league as a proper EV and draws far less power so a lighter supply suffices.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1d

Plus side: massive amounts of spunk.
Down sides: massive amounts of spunk, simplistic delusions, and performative contrarianism.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1d

Needs animation with a musical theme:

Dirty couch I want you, dirty couch I need you, woh-oh

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1d

The US working class *is* the noble savage usurping the indigenous peoples through manifest destiny. It's a white-wash given that needs no explanation.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1d

Dunno, maybe unplug the damn thing and catch some shut-eye? Or does it turn into an ice-cold brick when it isn't hooked up to the web?

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1d

It's not even socialism, it's capitalism infused with the understanding that on a societal level solidarity is vastly superior to charity as a basis for a social safety net. IKEA isn't exactly a co-op, you know.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1d

He'll get extremely frustrated with the mini golf course it can house.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 1d

Threaten to indict the entire Hungarian government with indicment of:
a: aiding and abetting a criminal
b: harboring a criminal
should they not enforce the warrant.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck this dude and the nazi train he rode into town on, it's a well known SS symbol from WWII on. Fuck that, fuck him, fuck all the nazis.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

And the new proletariat are migrants, just like the proletariat of the 19th century were migrants. The dynamic now is the same as 19th century urbanisation made possible by easier global migration. Welcome to the post industrial hemi-global economy.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

It's a well known SS decal from WWII. If you get that inked it's highly sus no matter your lame ass excuse. When you don't get it zapped, you're a straight-laced nazi. Period.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

False. Tiny russian balls, they tell me they taste like caviar. Everybody tells me they are the best. Caviar. From russia, like putin. They tell me they are the best, and they may be the best. I don't know. But they are. The best, people keep telling me. They're huge too, like the Pentagon, sharks.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

Are those hard-hit consumers going to vote for the party that offers easy "solutions", or the one offering nothing but hard work and necesarry sacrifice in today's media landscape? This is what keeps me up at night.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

Turning dialogue into tribalism when it doesn't go your way, how very adult.

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Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

Well, of course they are. Bless your heart.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

TACO trucks on every streetcorner.

Roger O'Rama 🇺🇦 🐸 @rogieres.bsky.social · 2d

Once he's officially crowned he'll probably add an "Epstein Memorial Basement".

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