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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 15h

I honestly didn’t think anyone had read My Booky Wook, Brand included. 🫣

Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 15h

This was the obvious outcome.

At the precise moment that Israel risked tangible consequences for its genocide, a “ceasefire” was rapidly agreed, thereby allowing the international community to take no action, while Israel continues its genocide under the guise of securing the peace.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 15h

Narrator - Siobhan had, clearly, forgotten about the existence of Russell Brand’s - My Booky Wook

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 16h

Daniel Day-Lewis, obvs. They can have Bono in return

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22h

Wrong, everyone knows that Blindboy doesn’t exist, he’s an amalgam of our collective desire to be unafraid of Limerick that gained material corporeality in the early 00s.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 22h

“No useless lad ever disappears” feels like a poignant summary of this century

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 1d

The first of many organisations pretending that a genocide never happened.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 1d

I feel that people have grossly neglected the skill of constructing bad jokes because they have constant access to entertainment, especially streaming. I was forced to hone my craft during my time in Siberia because we had нетflix

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve learned to only tell bad jokes to French people, they’ll always tell you when un oeuf is enough.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 2d

Have it on good authority that Catherine Connolly unironically calls it hump day.

#SmearTheBejaysis

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 2d

McNulty, just the best boy.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 2d

Heather Humphreys - the president’s job is to protect the constitution.

Also Heather Humphreys - I would just let the get on with introducing policies that change the constitution

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

When Catherine Connolly reads bedtime stories, she never does the voices.

#SmearTheBejaysis

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

I heard she pays with copper money that she dumps on the counter and expects the cashier to count out the right amount.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

And doesn’t know that Jameson is also a Protestant whiskey.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a black suit is looking at the camera .

ALT: a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a black suit is looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

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🎃👻David 👻🎃 @rebelalliance77.bsky.social · 3d

Catherine Connolly used to wrap little bits of turf in tinfoil and sell them as ten spots of hash in the campsite at Féile

#SmearTheBejaysis

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

Exactly. The state of Israel has gone to great lengths to conflate criticism of its actions with antisemitism, and we have now reached a point where Jewish people are being publicly abused for speaking out against Israel.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

He would call it antisemitism, and he’d be right. But he wouldn’t view his actions as being antisemitic, despite them being exactly that.

The belief that every Jewish person that fails to support Israeli actions is a traitor or self-hating, is obviously antisemitic.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

I once asked Catherine Connolly why she was walking so fast. She said that for as far back as she can remember, she’s always been Russian.

#SmearTheBejaysis

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

Catherine Connolly took the horse to France, and that’s why it ended up in your lasagna in 2013.

#SmearTheBejaysis

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 3d

Catherine Connolly claps when the plane lands … and she did it on 9/11!!!!

#SmearTheBejaysis

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 4d

Ah come off it now, sure haven’t you been shaking the stick incessantly for decades!

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 4d

Catherine Connolly never says thank you to the driver when she’s getting off the bus!

Don’t miss my hard hitting investigative expose in tomorrow’s Independent.

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Roc83 @roc83.bsky.social · 4d

Very much this vibe

m.youtube.com/shorts/LWVTs...

I'm In My Mums Car - Vine

YouTube video by Vine Central

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