Rob Weldon
@robweldon.bsky.social
Author, The Omnist series
—Magical Noir—horror comedy, dark humor
Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium
Mostly Human, Mostly Cat
The Omnist and the Cosmic Egg
The Patina of Dorothy Grant
Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap
The Soul Phone Collector
—Magical Noir—horror comedy, dark humor
Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium
Mostly Human, Mostly Cat
The Omnist and the Cosmic Egg
The Patina of Dorothy Grant
Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap
The Soul Phone Collector
Pinned
Rob Weldon
@robweldon.bsky.social
· Jul 17
HORRORCON™ LOS ANGELES | The Horror Entertainment Convention | Where Evil Never Dies™
The next generation convention in the world of horror, terror, evil, fright, fear, goth and Halloween Celebrities and scary encounters for passionate horror fans
horrorconla.com
Guess who’s exhibiting at HorrorCon LA?
Ok, don’t.
But there will be The Omnist books, tees, pins, necklaces, and keychain bottle openers.
Plus, I’ll be signing!
#books #horror #coffinclub
horrorconla.com
Ok, don’t.
But there will be The Omnist books, tees, pins, necklaces, and keychain bottle openers.
Plus, I’ll be signing!
#books #horror #coffinclub
horrorconla.com
Pho cafe, I love you, but even after all these years, I feel you don’t really know me.
#pho #fortune #fortunecookie
#pho #fortune #fortunecookie
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Pho cafe, I love you, but even after all these years, I feel you don’t really know me.
#pho #fortune #fortunecookie
#pho #fortune #fortunecookie
New favorite joke:
Customer walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Oh, and also the customer is a horse.
*Elliott Kalan.
It’s an example of setup for an unfunny joke, but it’s hysterical to me because it subverts expectation that a worn out joke be told correctly.
#humor
Customer walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Oh, and also the customer is a horse.
*Elliott Kalan.
It’s an example of setup for an unfunny joke, but it’s hysterical to me because it subverts expectation that a worn out joke be told correctly.
#humor
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New favorite joke:
Customer walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Oh, and also the customer is a horse.
*Elliott Kalan.
It’s an example of setup for an unfunny joke, but it’s hysterical to me because it subverts expectation that a worn out joke be told correctly.
#humor
Customer walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Oh, and also the customer is a horse.
*Elliott Kalan.
It’s an example of setup for an unfunny joke, but it’s hysterical to me because it subverts expectation that a worn out joke be told correctly.
#humor
A procrastinator nickel and dimes time until they’re broke.
*posted, poor, after 2 pm
#writing #broke #procrastination
*posted, poor, after 2 pm
#writing #broke #procrastination
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A procrastinator nickel and dimes time until they’re broke.
*posted, poor, after 2 pm
#writing #broke #procrastination
*posted, poor, after 2 pm
#writing #broke #procrastination
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m guesting on the reviewx2podcast (The Review Review) next month to talk about the movie Being John Malkovich.
I’m curious if there are other podcasts that would like to have me and my six-book series as guests.
Tips!? Recs?
#podcast #interview
I’m curious if there are other podcasts that would like to have me and my six-book series as guests.
Tips!? Recs?
#podcast #interview
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m guesting on the reviewx2podcast (The Review Review) next month to talk about the movie Being John Malkovich.
I’m curious if there are other podcasts that would like to have me and my six-book series as guests.
Tips!? Recs?
#podcast #interview
I’m curious if there are other podcasts that would like to have me and my six-book series as guests.
Tips!? Recs?
#podcast #interview
I love this time of year: dried leaves, spices, hot cider, baseball playoffs…and Halloween.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
October 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love this time of year: dried leaves, spices, hot cider, baseball playoffs…and Halloween.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
I wrote this over a year ago, but it fits the season.
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So few people see these posts. If you’d like to be on my email list for future books and events (literally only a couple a year), please DM me your email address.
Love you!
Love you!
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So few people see these posts. If you’d like to be on my email list for future books and events (literally only a couple a year), please DM me your email address.
Love you!
Love you!
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I love when the ‘Zon puts one of my books on a sale price. Maybe it’s due to increased traffic from Horror Con?
#books
www.amazon.com/Mostly-Human...
#books
www.amazon.com/Mostly-Human...
Mostly Human, Mostly Cat: Book Two of the Omnist Series
Mostly Human, Mostly Cat: Book Two of the Omnist Series [Weldon, Rob] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Mostly Human, Mostly Cat: Book Two of the Omnist Series
www.amazon.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love when the ‘Zon puts one of my books on a sale price. Maybe it’s due to increased traffic from Horror Con?
#books
www.amazon.com/Mostly-Human...
#books
www.amazon.com/Mostly-Human...
September 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Vocabulary of The Omnist series, part VII:
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
September 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Vocabulary of The Omnist series, part VII:
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
Who are Executive Saints?
Regular attendees of Consumia’s Spiritual Emporium—Consumerians—who “level up” their status by paying monthly subscriptions.
#bookseries #spirituality
So cool! I received an awesome crystal-inlaid coffin gift from a friend who is reading The Omnist series.
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
August 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So cool! I received an awesome crystal-inlaid coffin gift from a friend who is reading The Omnist series.
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
She’s now on book five, Wide-Eyed Wyatt’s Liquid Nap. Saw this, thought of Coffin Club. Sent.
Thank you!
#bookseries #coffinclub #theombist
Reposted by Rob Weldon
Social media crap I disregard completely or block:
"Let that sink in"
My comprehension is top level.
"Wait for it"
I watch 100% but that one triggers a block.
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but"
Get the f off your soapbox. Let people figure things out. Blocked, too.
"Let that sink in"
My comprehension is top level.
"Wait for it"
I watch 100% but that one triggers a block.
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but"
Get the f off your soapbox. Let people figure things out. Blocked, too.
August 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Social media crap I disregard completely or block:
"Let that sink in"
My comprehension is top level.
"Wait for it"
I watch 100% but that one triggers a block.
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but"
Get the f off your soapbox. Let people figure things out. Blocked, too.
"Let that sink in"
My comprehension is top level.
"Wait for it"
I watch 100% but that one triggers a block.
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but"
Get the f off your soapbox. Let people figure things out. Blocked, too.
If writing makes me happy (it does!), then I shouldn’t be disappointed that I haven’t achieved a million sales and reads yet.
Stress is the enemy of my happiness.
#writing #motivation
Stress is the enemy of my happiness.
#writing #motivation
August 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If writing makes me happy (it does!), then I shouldn’t be disappointed that I haven’t achieved a million sales and reads yet.
Stress is the enemy of my happiness.
#writing #motivation
Stress is the enemy of my happiness.
#writing #motivation
Vocabulary and characters of The Omnist universe, part VI:
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Vocabulary and characters of The Omnist universe, part VI:
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
Who is Yksian? A scientific/spiritual theorist and philosopher Omniscian at CSE.
Is he a vampire?
Nearly seven feet tall (including boots and hat) with the slowest and deepest voice.
#books #philosophy #fiction
Revising my 7th novel. Not much about balancing vibes, exposition, and action gets easier.
Despite thickened skin for editor’s notes over time, the problems she highlights still reach my core.
#writing
Despite thickened skin for editor’s notes over time, the problems she highlights still reach my core.
#writing
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Revising my 7th novel. Not much about balancing vibes, exposition, and action gets easier.
Despite thickened skin for editor’s notes over time, the problems she highlights still reach my core.
#writing
Despite thickened skin for editor’s notes over time, the problems she highlights still reach my core.
#writing
August 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM