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Robust Flosser

Robust Flosser

@robustflossmore.bsky.social

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Songs and stories at https://open.substack.com/pub/ohhisteve?r=3b8a3e&utm_medium=ios

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 17d

“Things are bad
But not insurmountable
It’s up to us
To hold him accountable”

Get out there tomorrow!

New tune!

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Things are bad:But not insurmountable/It’s up to us/To hold him accountable

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 14h

Bleak yet fun new tune!

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There’s No Trading Up To A Non-Fatal Version

Fletcher fled the feds/Marc landed in Peoria/Leslie wanted to discuss/Their gender dysphoria

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 2d

Get deep! Get funky!

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Prototype Submersible (Funkadelic Remix!)

I’d get trigger happy/If I ever bought a gun/But I’m much too lazy/To live my life on the run

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 3d

New tune!

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Prototype Submersible

If being woke is wrong/I’d rather be asleep/And not ever know/About all the liars, crooks, and creeps

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Reposted by Robust Flosser

merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

Him, too.

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

Applies to him, too:

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

Pertinent tune

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe he’s not that stupid. But he sure seems to be.

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Song nails it.

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Our Stupid Guy (Recorded live at the Tropicana 10/25/25)

Windmills are evil/Sharks are plotting to get him/Whatever he wants to do/He thinks we have to let him

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Someone get him thus tune.

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Ain’t Nobody Eating Dogs and Cats (Recorded Live At Madison Square Garden 10/28/25)

I see deluded people cheering/I see Jeff and Donald leering/I see media defections/ I see the end of free elections

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

Someone get him this song.

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Ain’t Nobody Eating Dogs and Cats (Recorded Live At Madison Square Garden 10/28/25)

I see deluded people cheering/I see Jeff and Donald leering/I see media defections/ I see the end of free elections

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 4d

She’ll be missed! But this song is really not about that.

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June Lockhart Was 100

If olives grew as big as pumpkins/That would be outrageous/And lifting our martinis/Would be quite courageous

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

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His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

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His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

open.substack.com

Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

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Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

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Reposted by Robust Flosser

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 5d

Mandy, you utter gem

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 6d

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

Robust Flosser @robustflossmore.bsky.social · 5d

Relevant new tune!

open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

His Obvious Mental Issues

They had a great big wedding/Then four years up and down/He turned out to be a bully/And something of a clown

open.substack.com