✨Rob✨
@robis.gay
Love to bake, lay in bed, eat takeout, ride my bike, and lay in bed some more
I'm just feeling so defeated
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm just feeling so defeated
I ended up getting a $100 6' artificial Christmas tree 🎄 for free.
I wanted to return it because the product listing had SUPER misleading photos (branches shown down to the floor, filled in the extra space with black to make it look fuller, fake lights on in the pics) and they just let me keep it 🆓🎄
I wanted to return it because the product listing had SUPER misleading photos (branches shown down to the floor, filled in the extra space with black to make it look fuller, fake lights on in the pics) and they just let me keep it 🆓🎄
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I ended up getting a $100 6' artificial Christmas tree 🎄 for free.
I wanted to return it because the product listing had SUPER misleading photos (branches shown down to the floor, filled in the extra space with black to make it look fuller, fake lights on in the pics) and they just let me keep it 🆓🎄
I wanted to return it because the product listing had SUPER misleading photos (branches shown down to the floor, filled in the extra space with black to make it look fuller, fake lights on in the pics) and they just let me keep it 🆓🎄
December 12th and 13th are my favorites because:
December 12: 13 days 'til Christmas
December 13: 12 days 'til Christmas
🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁
December 12: 13 days 'til Christmas
December 13: 12 days 'til Christmas
🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
December 12th and 13th are my favorites because:
December 12: 13 days 'til Christmas
December 13: 12 days 'til Christmas
🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁
December 12: 13 days 'til Christmas
December 13: 12 days 'til Christmas
🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁
(I'm excited for more Emily in Paris)
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
(I'm excited for more Emily in Paris)
Yes, and they usually don't notice and if you call them out they'll shift the blame onto you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yes, and they usually don't notice and if you call them out they'll shift the blame onto you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your videos always get me like 😵💫🥴
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Your videos always get me like 😵💫🥴
My music review the past two years have just been like: this dude's depressed and listened to the same 5 songs all summer
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My music review the past two years have just been like: this dude's depressed and listened to the same 5 songs all summer
It's giving Tuesday. It's so Tuesday-coded
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's giving Tuesday. It's so Tuesday-coded
I am very overwhelmed and approaching shut down and isolate territory 😵💫
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am very overwhelmed and approaching shut down and isolate territory 😵💫
Why is everything so expensive 😭😢😭😭😭 The Kalamazoo beard wash I love from Lush has gone from $24 to $32 now
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why is everything so expensive 😭😢😭😭😭 The Kalamazoo beard wash I love from Lush has gone from $24 to $32 now
I had another nightmare about doing CrossFit again 😞
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I had another nightmare about doing CrossFit again 😞
Ikea will have cute wall decor, but then when you get it home the directions are like "you need to drill 7 holes in your wall to hang this and the screws aren't included"
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Ikea will have cute wall decor, but then when you get it home the directions are like "you need to drill 7 holes in your wall to hang this and the screws aren't included"
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
(they really don't include screws because they say they don't know which type of screw you'd specifically need for your walls)
Why do we have to be "active"? That seems like some issue my body should've sorted out with evolution by now
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Why do we have to be "active"? That seems like some issue my body should've sorted out with evolution by now
I hate when hot straight guys start to buzz cut their own hair, especially when their hair looked really good before
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hate when hot straight guys start to buzz cut their own hair, especially when their hair looked really good before
Taran Killam in the Stumble commercial 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Taran Killam in the Stumble commercial 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
We were really onto something with 2012 Instagram where everyone was posting mundane pictures completely fried with filters and random song lyric captions. PEAK social media
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
We were really onto something with 2012 Instagram where everyone was posting mundane pictures completely fried with filters and random song lyric captions. PEAK social media
Remember to turn off your work alarm ⏰
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Remember to turn off your work alarm ⏰
Well it's already Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Well it's already Thanksgiving
Why do guys who've ghosted you always religiously watch your Instagram stories? Like you had your chance
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why do guys who've ghosted you always religiously watch your Instagram stories? Like you had your chance
Scheduling a 9am all hands the Wednesday before Thanksgiving: straight to jail 🚨
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Scheduling a 9am all hands the Wednesday before Thanksgiving: straight to jail 🚨
I'm going to unfollow all the people from my old CrossFit gym especially because the coach doesn't even post her hot bear boyfriend anymore
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm going to unfollow all the people from my old CrossFit gym especially because the coach doesn't even post her hot bear boyfriend anymore
I kinda want to unfollow and remove all my friends who haven't spoken to me in years from Instagram 😳👉👈
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I kinda want to unfollow and remove all my friends who haven't spoken to me in years from Instagram 😳👉👈
I couldn't think of anything witty to say but I watched this like 7 times on loop 😅😳
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I couldn't think of anything witty to say but I watched this like 7 times on loop 😅😳
The Simpsons is so bad now.
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Simpsons is so bad now.
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
I was always a Simpsons apologist and wanted it to go on forever, but the last two seasons have been complete trash with random jokes and sight gags put in that don't go with the story
Seeing all the Friendsgiving posts always makes me kinda sad. I've never been invited to one because I guess my two friend groups in Boston didn't consider me a core member 🫤
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Seeing all the Friendsgiving posts always makes me kinda sad. I've never been invited to one because I guess my two friend groups in Boston didn't consider me a core member 🫤