Robin Paul Dean
@robinpauldean.bsky.social
Like Martha Stewart but without the jail time
📍Seattle
📍Seattle
Pinned
Born to frolic, forced to enter my verification code.
An important discussion about f*sting at 8am on a Friday in a very public place:
“I don’t want to laugh lines on my butt hole” -my roommate
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
An important discussion about f*sting at 8am on a Friday in a very public place:
Elphaba and Glinda?
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Elphaba and Glinda?
Someone @ me if I win a Bluesky award today
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Someone @ me if I win a Bluesky award today
Welp, I think it’s time to log off for the day (it’s not even 8am)
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Welp, I think it’s time to log off for the day (it’s not even 8am)
I kinda miss having office holiday parties. Who is gonna admire my new sweater now?
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I kinda miss having office holiday parties. Who is gonna admire my new sweater now?
Please do not call it “cap hill” around me, I will cry #seattlethings
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Please do not call it “cap hill” around me, I will cry #seattlethings
Imma need one of those Santa hats in children’s size cuz I have a tiny little head.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Imma need one of those Santa hats in children’s size cuz I have a tiny little head.
FYI if any bloomfs are still looking for the perfect Xmas gift for me: I’m still in need of the Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron soundtrack on vinyl.
And while I’m there I’ll tell the boss you won’t be needing a vinyl copy of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.
My roommate has to go work at the North Pole for the rest of the year*
*he’s under 5’6
*he’s under 5’6
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
FYI if any bloomfs are still looking for the perfect Xmas gift for me: I’m still in need of the Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron soundtrack on vinyl.
My roommate has to go work at the North Pole for the rest of the year*
*he’s under 5’6
*he’s under 5’6
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My roommate has to go work at the North Pole for the rest of the year*
*he’s under 5’6
*he’s under 5’6
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Breakfast at the bakery came with a special treat*
*i bought myself this bourbon and butterscotch macaron
*i bought myself this bourbon and butterscotch macaron
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Breakfast at the bakery came with a special treat*
*i bought myself this bourbon and butterscotch macaron
*i bought myself this bourbon and butterscotch macaron
Sydney Sweeney went to our rival school in Spokane so I probably hated her first.
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sydney Sweeney went to our rival school in Spokane so I probably hated her first.
Felt skinny and hot so you all must suffer under the crushing weight of my narcissistic weightlessness.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Felt skinny and hot so you all must suffer under the crushing weight of my narcissistic weightlessness.
In the mood to go find the biggest Christmas tree and decorate it
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In the mood to go find the biggest Christmas tree and decorate it
I’m gonna say it: soup sucks. Give me a fork and some real food and grow the hell up.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m gonna say it: soup sucks. Give me a fork and some real food and grow the hell up.
“Oh this playlist is good, whoever created this has TASTE”
I say as I’m listening to my top played songs of 2025
I say as I’m listening to my top played songs of 2025
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Oh this playlist is good, whoever created this has TASTE”
I say as I’m listening to my top played songs of 2025
I say as I’m listening to my top played songs of 2025
Sports Car isn’t THAT good of a song… why’s it in y’all’s Spotify Wrapped so much? 🤨
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sports Car isn’t THAT good of a song… why’s it in y’all’s Spotify Wrapped so much? 🤨
Actors on Actors on Me
David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey for Variety's Actors On Actors
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Actors on Actors on Me
Some things never change. Top song eight years running.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Some things never change. Top song eight years running.
I need a “Spotify wrapped”-esque review of my emoji use in Slack.
Most used emojis by month:
January: 😭
February: 🙃
March: 🤬
Most used emojis by month:
January: 😭
February: 🙃
March: 🤬
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I need a “Spotify wrapped”-esque review of my emoji use in Slack.
Most used emojis by month:
January: 😭
February: 🙃
March: 🤬
Most used emojis by month:
January: 😭
February: 🙃
March: 🤬
Using today to clean up my email. Unsubscribing to every Black Friday deal email I get.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Using today to clean up my email. Unsubscribing to every Black Friday deal email I get.
My sticky buns are ready
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My sticky buns are ready
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I am so excited
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I am so excited
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this week, I'm thankful I don't have kids or religious beliefs
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this week, I'm thankful I don't have kids or religious beliefs