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Robert Guffey
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Author of CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, DEAD MONKEY RUM, OPERATION MINDFUCK, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, WIDOW OF THE AMPUTATION & OTHER WEIRD CRIMES, UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, CHAMELEO, SPIES & SAUCERS, and CRYPTOSCATOLOGY.
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Madness Heart Press @madnessheartpress.bsky.social · 2d
NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
Art card featuring a psychedelic side-view of a pregnant person surrounded by a typewriter, goggles, a butterfly, a centipede, and a talon. Text reads "The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey"
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 2d
As that devilish holiday, All Hallows' Eve, rapidly descends upon us once again, take this opportunity to curl up with a copy of my debut short story collection, CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, released by Lethe Press early last year!
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#LethePress
#Halloween
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 5d
The clock is ticking on your chance to check out The Long Beach Playhouse's inventive stage adaptation of DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE directed by David Scaglione!

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#drjekyllandmrhyde
#longbeachplayhouse
#Halloween
#ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ2025
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 5d
Beware! When one encounters this peculiar fellow on the streets of Long Beach on any evening other than Halloween (as I did last night), one needs to be on high alert: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/mich...

#michaelmyers
#halloween
#longbeach
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Madness Heart Press @madnessheartpress.bsky.social · 7d
NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
Art card featuring a psychedelic side-view of a pregnant person surrounded by a typewriter, goggles, a butterfly, a centipede, and a talon. Text reads "The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey"
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 7d
If you find yourself anywhere near Los Angeles within the next few weeks, I highly recommend checking out the legendary BOB BAKER MARIONETTE THEATER'S annual Hallowe'en Spooktacular! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...

#bobbakermarionettetheater
#halloweenspooktacular
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 9d
Exactly one year ago today, NEW DAWN MAGAZINE (SPECIAL ISSUE Vol. 18, No. 5) published my article, "Freemasons from Outer Space," which examines the connections between hermetic symbolism and alleged extraterrestrial encounters: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/free...

#freemasons
#outerspace
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 9d
Recommend Viewing: LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS, a vintage example of 100% pure evangelical insanity dating back to the early 1990s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/law-...

#witches
#satanicpanic
#sataniccults
#crazycops
#lawenforcementguidetosataniccults
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 13d
On the night of September 27, 2025, the Pasadena Scottish Rite presented an illuminating live performance of a stage play entitled The Living Constitution: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...

#pasadenascottishrite
#thelivingconstitution
#freemasonry
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 14d
Now that we're officially into Spooky Season once again, you're no doubt searching for something appropriately weird and macabre to read as we hurtle our way toward All Hallows' Eve. Why not try my Rondo Award-nominated novel, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD? cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/welc...
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 16d
PAGAN THREAT: THE MUSICAL!!! (or) The Satanic Panic Is Alive and Well in 2025: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/paga...

#satanicpanic
#kierlajanisse
#paganthreat
#lucasmiles
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 17d
Heads up! The brand new Spanish edition of CHAMELEO: A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF INVISIBLE SPIES, HEROIN ADDICTION, AND HOMELAND SECURITY (translated by Elías Ortigosa Román) is now available for purchase courtesy of Yonki Books: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/reve...

#yonkibooks
#orbooks
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 18d
I'm pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards alongside nine other quaint & curious volumes of forgotten lore: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-...

#wonderlandbookawards
#bizarro
#horror
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 23d
HAPPY AUTUMNAL EQUINOX!!!

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#equinox
#criterioncollection
#supernaturalcolor
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · 26d
Here's an article I wrote to promote the publication of my first novel, UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, which was released in November of 2017. The novel is about a global pandemic involving a virus that attacks only the humor centers of the brain: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/no-j...
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 13
"Pay No Attention to That Pedophile Behind the Curtain!": A Parapolitical Collage (Part 1): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/07/pay-...

"Pay No Attention to That Pedophile Behind the Curtain!": A Parapolitical Collage (Part 2): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/pay-...

#trumpepstein
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 10
Earlier this morning, I posted my review of Christine Morgan's latest short story collection, AROUND ELDRITCH CORNERS (Word Horde, 2024): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/arou...

#lovecraftianhorror
#christinemorgan
#wordhorde
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 9
Report on WEIRD TALES: ZIZIANS, CRYPTO AND DEMIURGES ON THE CLOUD by S. William Snider (AKA Recluse, host of THE FARM podcast): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/weir...

#zizians
#ziz
#weirdtales
#crypto
#thefarmpodcast
#recluse
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 8
I'm very pleased to announce that Nick Mamatas of StarShipSofa recently bought a reprint of my bizarre dark fantasy story "Initiation." Doni Nicoll-Duir did a fantastic job narrating this peculiar tale: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/init...

#starshipsofa
#lethepress
#cryptopolis
#bizarro
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 7
Happy Grandparents' Day! Yes, indeed, even dear ol' Grandpa is stunned by the unexpected infernal delights contained within THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/happ...

#happygrandparentsday❤️
#madnessheartpress
#bizarro
#expectantmother
#disinfo
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 6
I recently returned to Seriah Azkath's WHERE DID THE ROAD GO? to discuss Gary D. Rhodes' wonderful new book, WEIRDUMENTARY: ANCIENT ALIENS, FALLACIOUS PROPHECIES, AND MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS FROM 1970s DOCUMENTARIES (published by Feral House Press): www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnI5...
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Sep 5
At this very moment you're wondering, "Are there any fictional narratives that juxtapose conspiratorial skulduggery with an insidious government facility called 'Rocket City'?" The answer to that question can be found in my novella "Rocket City Murder"! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/welc...
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Madness Heart Press @madnessheartpress.bsky.social · Sep 2
NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
Art card featuring a psychedelic side-view of a pregnant person surrounded by a typewriter, goggles, a butterfly, a centipede, and a talon. Text reads "The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey"
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Robert Guffey @robertguffey.bsky.social · Aug 31
I only recently learned about the death of UFOlogist Ray Dene Stanford, who passed away back on June 14, 2025, at the age of 86. Stanford was the author of several books, perhaps most notably SOCORRO 'SAUCER' IN A PENTAGON PANTRY (Blueapple Books, 1976): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/08/ray-...
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Madness Heart Press @madnessheartpress.bsky.social · Aug 13
NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ
Art card featuring a psychedelic side-view of a pregnant person surrounded by a typewriter, goggles, a butterfly, a centipede, and a talon. Text reads "The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey"
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