Someone vibe coded a 3D client for the Terminal Block Mining Simulation Game. For more information on the Terminal Block Mining Simulation Game, click here:
I couldn't figure out why so many people were setting off fireworks tonight until I realized today is Diwali. Happy Diwali everyone! For more information about cultural diversity, click here:
How do modern advertising platforms like Facebook or Google Ads work? Simple! They use a giant 6000 line bash script with the 'comm' command to perform the set operations necessary to calculate the ad targeting:
Whenever I use mathematical or logical expressions with the 'expr' command, I'm always reminded of my favourite historical figure: Kurt Gödel, a man famous for his contributions to math and logic:
I use the 'sort' command to sort the lines in the illustration that I'm making on how ad platform auction systems work for my video on marketing. (Actually, I lied, I just sorted the lines in a Python script):
I am SO LONELY. That's why I always visit the water fountain near the math building at the University of Waterloo at 7pm on the Tuesday of every reading week to make new friends (see attached photo for proof of friends):
This video only has 1974 views and it was published over two years ago. If you've already watched this video, then you're a true RobertElderSoftware fan:
Society uses the 'law' command to dictate the rules for civil and criminal behaviour. To listen to a software engineer talk about the difference between civil and criminal law and its relationship to business, click here:
I would like to apologise to everyone affected by the severe misrepresentations that I made in my online store. Please avoid visiting my store link since it's still full of misrepresentations. Here's an old recycled apology video:
Many complex processes are taking place today that we're only just starting to grasp. But how can you keep track of all these processes? Easy! Use the 'top' command:
The Parliamentary Budget Officer of Canada says that our fiscal path is 'unsustainable' and 'stupefying'. Perhaps Canada should start a simple lemonade stand and then calculate it's balance sheet, cash flow and income statement:
I am LIVID about what they're teaching children on Netflix these days. This show teaches kids that they can intercept an 'apk' file using a regex that doesn't even match underscores or dashes! #cancelnetflix Watch this instead:
You can use the 'shutdown' command with an exceptionally large timeout value to delay the shutdown of your government so that you can scramble to find enough money to finance the electricity bill for any 'unauthorized appliances':
Is reading bot comments and fake news all day driving you insane? Don't worry, you can use Linux commands like 'sort' and 'uniq' to improve your mental health:
The best way to solve the housing crisis is to build smaller humans. Then, we can all live in these suburbs that are built on the surface of a microchip:
