Roast Beef Johnny
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I love to build stuff. But if asked again to build a swimming pool, I think I’d rather drill a 8 mm bit into my eye ball
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Fucking hell, Donald Trumps performance here reminds me of Father Ted episode, A Christmassy Ted. Ted learns he will receive a coveted Golden Cleric award as recognition for his actions; although disappointed that there is no cash prize. He then stands on stage berating anyone who crossed him
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Fucking hell listening to Trump is like listening to my dad drunk, reminiscing about the time he got done for holding up a post office while being drunk.
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I have heard a lot of bollocks in my time, but Benjamin Netanyahu’s knocking it out of the park. Absolutely stunning levels of creativity about the mass genocide he has committed and we still have Donald Trump to listen to
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a grassy field
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a grassy field
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Benjamin Netanyahu is going to call Donald Trump, the Orange Jesus. The second coming, as it said in the bible.
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Wow, this Israel government really are re writing history. I thought our government kissed his arse and embarrassed us. But the Israeli lads have took licking Donald Trumps boots to a new level. I’m glad there’s peace, but this is just uncomfortable
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Diane Keaton ladies and gentlemen. What a woman, what an actor , rest easy Diane xx
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They were in power for 14 years!!!!!!! Am I on drugs??? Kemi Badenoch has just had a Bobby Ewing moment at the Conservative Party’s conference @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Gary Neville attacks angry middle aged white men, angry Middle aged white men get angry proving the problem really is angry middle aged white men. So today, angry middle aged white me want Neville sacked. Which seems a bit off, because angry middle aged white men love freedom of speech.
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Smashing it. Loving the place and course, She’s coming back this weekend! ! Ya booty !
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I’m into season 2. Still in and out on it. I don’t think I like Gary Oldman. He reminds me of my partners dad
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I was there a few months ago watching, Hail to the thief, Hamlet , Royal Shakespeare company, Radiohead mash up. I don’t know if you have been. But they do drinks up stairs.
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Beautiful Pictures of the lads #thebeatles
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Jonathan Philip Chadwick Sumption, Lord Sumption who became a Justice of the Supreme Court in January 2012 made a very strong argument for leaving the ECHR. Especially leaving the Strasbourg Court. Kemi Badenoch’s argument for leaving the ECHR is baws Opportunist baws at that.
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Help, I am watching Slow Horses and I am finding it shite. Does it get better
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Drove from Yorkshire to Stamford through that deluge of rain, listening to The Pixies, like a fucking boss
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I’m not religious in the slightest, but fair play to Sarah Mullally. I can only imagine X at the moment
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Who buys this shit! Pheromone you say? A aftershave that makes you irresistible to woman? How much!! All I can think of is Sex Panther