Ryan of the 365 Movies Hates A.I.
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Amateur movie critic, amateur fantasy novel writer, amateur history buff, pretty much amateur everything. For nuanced and informative takes on gaming and movies, go to Roger Ebert's old site. For dumb shit, click here:
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I've begun the 2nd book in my stupid little series, because I was stuck on the first one. Some chapter titles:
The High Priests
The Time of Monsters
The Paper Daughters
At the Crossroads
The Box in the Mountains
They Who Dream Alone
A Savage Place
The Struggle of Nations
The Dust of Empire
The High Priests
The Time of Monsters
The Paper Daughters
At the Crossroads
The Box in the Mountains
They Who Dream Alone
A Savage Place
The Struggle of Nations
The Dust of Empire
Bolsanero is rotten as hell and deserves everything he got. Trump, as usual, loves dictators and hates democracy.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
US lifts sanctions against Brazilian judge in Bolsonaro case
It comes as the White House welcomes a conservative-led effort to cut the former president's prison sentence.
www.bbc.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Bolsanero is rotten as hell and deserves everything he got. Trump, as usual, loves dictators and hates democracy.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
There’s a lot of better ones that I will keep for myself because they are too personal, but I did audibly squee in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 when he went super. I couldn’t contain myself, even if it unfortunately wasn’t based on the superior-to-the-games Archie comics.
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
There’s a lot of better ones that I will keep for myself because they are too personal, but I did audibly squee in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 when he went super. I couldn’t contain myself, even if it unfortunately wasn’t based on the superior-to-the-games Archie comics.
What’s a non-superhero comic that should be adapted into a show or a movie?
I’ll start: Eisner’s A Contract with God and the sequels are almost perfectly designed for a limited series.
I’ll start: Eisner’s A Contract with God and the sequels are almost perfectly designed for a limited series.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What’s a non-superhero comic that should be adapted into a show or a movie?
I’ll start: Eisner’s A Contract with God and the sequels are almost perfectly designed for a limited series.
I’ll start: Eisner’s A Contract with God and the sequels are almost perfectly designed for a limited series.
The players are on the board. Soon the games begin.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The players are on the board. Soon the games begin.
This is an interesting look at post-Dutch Indonesia, and a lesson that revolutionaries don’t always make for better leaders. It’s also a crash course in the fact that southeast Asians have the best goddamn hair on the planet. I have pretty good hair and I was still jealous.
#2,931: After the Curfew, 1954, Indonesia. Part of the third volume of Martin Scorsese’s World Cinema Project.
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is an interesting look at post-Dutch Indonesia, and a lesson that revolutionaries don’t always make for better leaders. It’s also a crash course in the fact that southeast Asians have the best goddamn hair on the planet. I have pretty good hair and I was still jealous.
“The Epstein pictures with Trump are fake. The Epstein pictures with Clinton are real.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“The Epstein pictures with Trump are fake. The Epstein pictures with Clinton are real.”
With the MCU and Star Wars on a box office decline, and having seen the receipts for this and Lilo & Stitch, you’d think Disney would learn some kind of lesson about what sells. Maybe a company that makes a billion dollar AI deal isn’t actually that smart.
deadline.com/2025/12/zoot...
deadline.com/2025/12/zoot...
Money Bunny! ‘Zootopia 2’ Crossing $1 Billion Global Box Office Today; Fastest Hollywood Animation Ever To Milestone
Zootopia 2 will cross $1B worldwide box office in just 17 days, the fastest ever among Hollywood animated films and all PG titles ever globally
deadline.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
With the MCU and Star Wars on a box office decline, and having seen the receipts for this and Lilo & Stitch, you’d think Disney would learn some kind of lesson about what sells. Maybe a company that makes a billion dollar AI deal isn’t actually that smart.
deadline.com/2025/12/zoot...
deadline.com/2025/12/zoot...
Together with Sketch, this seems to further my supposition that Angel wants to be taken seriously by the film community, and not just dismissed as merely a faith-based studio.
variety.com/2025/film/gl...
variety.com/2025/film/gl...
Andy Serkis’ ‘Animal Farm’ Animation Acquired by Angel, First Trailer Unveiled (EXCLUSIVE)
With a voice cast including Seth Rogen, Glenn Close, Woody Harrelson, the animated adaptation of George Orwell's classic is due for release in May
variety.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Together with Sketch, this seems to further my supposition that Angel wants to be taken seriously by the film community, and not just dismissed as merely a faith-based studio.
variety.com/2025/film/gl...
variety.com/2025/film/gl...
This looks awful. I’ll be seated.
📰FIRST LOOK AT THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIE!
ONLY IN THEATERS 2026!
ONLY IN THEATERS 2026!
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This looks awful. I’ll be seated.
The theme music played in my head the very second I saw this headline.
gameinformer.com/the-game-awa...
gameinformer.com/the-game-awa...
Mega Man: Dual Override Brings The Blue Bomber Back In 2027
Mega Man is back in action with Mega Man: Dual Override, set to arrive sometime in 2027.
gameinformer.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The theme music played in my head the very second I saw this headline.
gameinformer.com/the-game-awa...
gameinformer.com/the-game-awa...
#2,931: After the Curfew, 1954, Indonesia. Part of the third volume of Martin Scorsese’s World Cinema Project.
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
#2,931: After the Curfew, 1954, Indonesia. Part of the third volume of Martin Scorsese’s World Cinema Project.
“Sure, the first Trump term almost ended American democracy as we know it, but Harris wasn’t 100% left leaning so I’ma nope out.”
Large swaths of the party demanding full and total ideological compliance is pretty bad, actually!
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
Large swaths of the party demanding full and total ideological compliance is pretty bad, actually!
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
A New Report Reveals the Real Reason Democrats Lost in 2024
It wasn’t because Biden voters shifted to Trump—but because so many of them stayed home. Here’s how Democrats can motivate them once more.
newrepublic.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“Sure, the first Trump term almost ended American democracy as we know it, but Harris wasn’t 100% left leaning so I’ma nope out.”
Large swaths of the party demanding full and total ideological compliance is pretty bad, actually!
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
Large swaths of the party demanding full and total ideological compliance is pretty bad, actually!
newrepublic.com/article/2042...
The Disney AI video thing is going to be hilarious, actually. They’re gonna have Mickey smoking a bowl while Goofy takes a drag off his cigarette and starts talking some shit about freemasons.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The Disney AI video thing is going to be hilarious, actually. They’re gonna have Mickey smoking a bowl while Goofy takes a drag off his cigarette and starts talking some shit about freemasons.
“He sees the good in everyone. And I see the truth.”
I don’t know if the movie will be good, but that’s a great fucking line. I wish I had written it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
I don’t know if the movie will be good, but that’s a great fucking line. I wish I had written it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
m.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“He sees the good in everyone. And I see the truth.”
I don’t know if the movie will be good, but that’s a great fucking line. I wish I had written it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
I don’t know if the movie will be good, but that’s a great fucking line. I wish I had written it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
When am I allowed to hate this corporation without being considered an enemy of all things good?
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When am I allowed to hate this corporation without being considered an enemy of all things good?
I like to imagine The Last Supper with modern foods. Here, peeps, have some Peeps.
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I like to imagine The Last Supper with modern foods. Here, peeps, have some Peeps.
I can’t remember the last time a Spielberg movie actually had hype, or a big ad campaign beyond just posters and trailers. Maybe Lincoln? The work’s been good, but he hasn’t had an event film in some time. It would be nice to see him rejoin Del Toro and Nolan in that camp.
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I can’t remember the last time a Spielberg movie actually had hype, or a big ad campaign beyond just posters and trailers. Maybe Lincoln? The work’s been good, but he hasn’t had an event film in some time. It would be nice to see him rejoin Del Toro and Nolan in that camp.
In one respect, Bluesky is no different from Twitter: users on both apps don’t like nuance. You can post detailed 300-character treatises on the state of French cinema in the 70s and get crickets, while someone else posts “repost if you like dogs!” and gets 6,897 reposts and 300 comments.
December 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In one respect, Bluesky is no different from Twitter: users on both apps don’t like nuance. You can post detailed 300-character treatises on the state of French cinema in the 70s and get crickets, while someone else posts “repost if you like dogs!” and gets 6,897 reposts and 300 comments.
From a purely practical standpoint, I hope there’s some kind of streaming separation between Max and Netflix. HBO has a highly curated selection of classic movies from every era, and I don’t want to have to sift through Netflix’s slop to find it.
No Extraction 3: Extract Me Harder here, thanks.
No Extraction 3: Extract Me Harder here, thanks.
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
From a purely practical standpoint, I hope there’s some kind of streaming separation between Max and Netflix. HBO has a highly curated selection of classic movies from every era, and I don’t want to have to sift through Netflix’s slop to find it.
No Extraction 3: Extract Me Harder here, thanks.
No Extraction 3: Extract Me Harder here, thanks.
The Night Porter
Emilia Perez
Boondock Saints
Eraserhead
The Rise of Skywalker
My reaction to these “films” ranged from moral outrage to bemusement to “what the fuck is this shit”. Almost everyone involved with them should be barred from the profession (Lynch saved himself with Lost Highway).
Emilia Perez
Boondock Saints
Eraserhead
The Rise of Skywalker
My reaction to these “films” ranged from moral outrage to bemusement to “what the fuck is this shit”. Almost everyone involved with them should be barred from the profession (Lynch saved himself with Lost Highway).
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The Night Porter
Emilia Perez
Boondock Saints
Eraserhead
The Rise of Skywalker
My reaction to these “films” ranged from moral outrage to bemusement to “what the fuck is this shit”. Almost everyone involved with them should be barred from the profession (Lynch saved himself with Lost Highway).
Emilia Perez
Boondock Saints
Eraserhead
The Rise of Skywalker
My reaction to these “films” ranged from moral outrage to bemusement to “what the fuck is this shit”. Almost everyone involved with them should be barred from the profession (Lynch saved himself with Lost Highway).
Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. I strongly feel it suits this moment.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. I strongly feel it suits this moment.
Reposted by Ryan of the 365 Movies Hates A.I.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Reposted by Ryan of the 365 Movies Hates A.I.
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
Reading the essay that came with my copy of The Third Man, I learn that it resulted in a radio show with Welles’ Lime as the protagonist, and that this show in turn produced Mr. Arkadin, title character of another great film.
Also learned that Welles was an ass, but I knew that.
Also learned that Welles was an ass, but I knew that.
a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat and a scarf
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat and a scarf
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Reading the essay that came with my copy of The Third Man, I learn that it resulted in a radio show with Welles’ Lime as the protagonist, and that this show in turn produced Mr. Arkadin, title character of another great film.
Also learned that Welles was an ass, but I knew that.
Also learned that Welles was an ass, but I knew that.