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Just got a lovely Eggs Benedict recipe from Steve Sidwell
Rafael Benítez is a clear-cut dickhead. Why run the risk of generating sympathy for him and muddying the waters with fake screenshots?
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Rafael Benítez is a clear-cut dickhead. Why run the risk of generating sympathy for him and muddying the waters with fake screenshots?
a true man of the people
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
a true man of the people
Ah, who cares, Rui Costa will win shitloads at club level and we've got Sergio Canales, it's going to be alright
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ah, who cares, Rui Costa will win shitloads at club level and we've got Sergio Canales, it's going to be alright
tbf rn it wouldn't shock me if you told me that Ahmed Elmohamady v Solihull Moors was closer in time to the dawn of man than to the present day tbh
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
tbf rn it wouldn't shock me if you told me that Ahmed Elmohamady v Solihull Moors was closer in time to the dawn of man than to the present day tbh
Although I do believe if it was anyone other than Rob Delaney there wouldn't be a pile on.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Although I do believe if it was anyone other than Rob Delaney there wouldn't be a pile on.
Hahaha Álvaro Arbeloa you dopey twat
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hahaha Álvaro Arbeloa you dopey twat
Once I was sitting in a coffee shop and grabbed a pen to write down my check to pay but once I looked all the pens were gone! I checked and found Poni Proos stealing all the pens! He was writing down how many pen-al-teas he wanted! I was furious
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Once I was sitting in a coffee shop and grabbed a pen to write down my check to pay but once I looked all the pens were gone! I checked and found Poni Proos stealing all the pens! He was writing down how many pen-al-teas he wanted! I was furious
Sega Genesis graphics with an upscaler
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sega Genesis graphics with an upscaler
Pordi Plba is finished. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pordi Plba is finished. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
RT if you want Westbury United to sign Xaxi, iniesta and pele.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
RT if you want Westbury United to sign Xaxi, iniesta and pele.
bottled putting Hashtag United here because I am simply too Miguel Almirón pilled atm
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
bottled putting Hashtag United here because I am simply too Miguel Almirón pilled atm
I'd like to see Dave Merrington perform one last unexpected taking of the knee before extra time kicks off. Like Daniel LaRusso in Karate Kid.
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'd like to see Dave Merrington perform one last unexpected taking of the knee before extra time kicks off. Like Daniel LaRusso in Karate Kid.
Imagine Fawley’s deduction gets overturned
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Imagine Fawley’s deduction gets overturned
Des Lynam must back a second referendum to win an election
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Des Lynam must back a second referendum to win an election
How I've been watching Malaysia for the last half hour.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How I've been watching Malaysia for the last half hour.
What exactly Congo, Dem. Rep. came at the World Cup for?! (don’t start with 'so Bangladesh' it’s not a competition about who sucks more)
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What exactly Congo, Dem. Rep. came at the World Cup for?! (don’t start with 'so Bangladesh' it’s not a competition about who sucks more)
absolutely momentous day for the Peonardo Ponucci and Pngel Pi Paria factions - both sides tooled-up after today
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
absolutely momentous day for the Peonardo Ponucci and Pngel Pi Paria factions - both sides tooled-up after today
Wonder if any legendary Oztag men currently working for the ruling bodies have ever suggested an orange card
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Wonder if any legendary Oztag men currently working for the ruling bodies have ever suggested an orange card
I think of that Corbyn tweet every time I go for a vehemently
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I think of that Corbyn tweet every time I go for a vehemently
Do not go gentle into that good night x
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night x
I’m fine with the pinnacle of the game being a Cheerwine laundering scheme tbh
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I’m fine with the pinnacle of the game being a Cheerwine laundering scheme tbh
Haven't even switched off my out of office yet ffs
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Haven't even switched off my out of office yet ffs
Might have to start using this as a hot new reaction meme as well as the Harry Enfield Ian Hislop one
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Might have to start using this as a hot new reaction meme as well as the Harry Enfield Ian Hislop one
This High-power rocketry World Cup KFC advert of Whiskey sour mix, bottled, with added potassium and sodium got me feeling mad munchy...
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This High-power rocketry World Cup KFC advert of Whiskey sour mix, bottled, with added potassium and sodium got me feeling mad munchy...
You think he’s in fancy dress, he goes out like that all the fucking time
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
You think he’s in fancy dress, he goes out like that all the fucking time