Rilli Tho.
@rillitho.bsky.social
Real Compliments, Fake Nails.
New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face.
Bring your friends over here from that other place, please.
Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition
New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face.
Bring your friends over here from that other place, please.
Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition
Pinned
Rilli Tho.
@rillitho.bsky.social
· Apr 16
But I love books that were personally annotated or highlighted.
The Ethical Hustle that has paywalls after getting people's hopes up about its eponym.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Ethical Hustle that has paywalls after getting people's hopes up about its eponym.
Women in Philly will raise their jeans up to their necks. They are now choking themselves until you acknowledge their cats
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Women in Philly will raise their jeans up to their necks. They are now choking themselves until you acknowledge their cats
I think all I said I wanted for my birthday today was either money or points of contact to avenge my friends' enemies, and it got deleted.
I'm still taking Venny Moe and Cushy Appity for that first part, and names where the letters go for the second. Rilli Tho.
I'm still taking Venny Moe and Cushy Appity for that first part, and names where the letters go for the second. Rilli Tho.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I think all I said I wanted for my birthday today was either money or points of contact to avenge my friends' enemies, and it got deleted.
I'm still taking Venny Moe and Cushy Appity for that first part, and names where the letters go for the second. Rilli Tho.
I'm still taking Venny Moe and Cushy Appity for that first part, and names where the letters go for the second. Rilli Tho.
Just fucked up pme ghetto cornbread mistake with another one. I was like, "Foil?! You know how this ends." And poured the batter into an UNGREASED BOWL.
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Just fucked up pme ghetto cornbread mistake with another one. I was like, "Foil?! You know how this ends." And poured the batter into an UNGREASED BOWL.
If I tell you my rim won't stop spinning and I keep touching my eye, it's because contacts designed for astigmatism are based on where they're weighed, and I am just very cool.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If I tell you my rim won't stop spinning and I keep touching my eye, it's because contacts designed for astigmatism are based on where they're weighed, and I am just very cool.
Was about to share some reggaetón history, but "Don Omar" autocorrected to "Don't Omar."
What does one do with that
What does one do with that
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Was about to share some reggaetón history, but "Don Omar" autocorrected to "Don't Omar."
What does one do with that
What does one do with that
I don't really experience loneliness.
I experience, "Oh no, I'm going to have to laugh at this by myself, and that's mad annoying bc it could make someone else's life easier to laugh at it, too."
I experience, "Oh no, I'm going to have to laugh at this by myself, and that's mad annoying bc it could make someone else's life easier to laugh at it, too."
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I don't really experience loneliness.
I experience, "Oh no, I'm going to have to laugh at this by myself, and that's mad annoying bc it could make someone else's life easier to laugh at it, too."
I experience, "Oh no, I'm going to have to laugh at this by myself, and that's mad annoying bc it could make someone else's life easier to laugh at it, too."
What have I been saying about the demise of remote work
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
What have I been saying about the demise of remote work
And the box was Robin's ball blue
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
And the box was Robin's ball blue
We don't want overdraft protection. Can you just let us do revisions in peace?
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We don't want overdraft protection. Can you just let us do revisions in peace?
A watermelon growing in your belly made was made to seem like a bad option when I was a kid.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A watermelon growing in your belly made was made to seem like a bad option when I was a kid.
But grammatically, "homefewer."
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
But grammatically, "homefewer."
But grammatically, "homefewer."
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
But grammatically, "homefewer."
If someone starts a business that don't look right, ask em how Mario doin
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If someone starts a business that don't look right, ask em how Mario doin
Part of our problem in New York is that ADA does not accommodate insomnia. Mayor Mayor needs to be a morning person, but Deputy Mayor needs to be a night person.
Just saying, Gotham. Ya girl is ready.
Just saying, Gotham. Ya girl is ready.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Part of our problem in New York is that ADA does not accommodate insomnia. Mayor Mayor needs to be a morning person, but Deputy Mayor needs to be a night person.
Just saying, Gotham. Ya girl is ready.
Just saying, Gotham. Ya girl is ready.
Is it because you all don't want to call them "sex reveals?" Hm? Is that it? Bc IT'S SO WEIRD EITHER WAY.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Is it because you all don't want to call them "sex reveals?" Hm? Is that it? Bc IT'S SO WEIRD EITHER WAY.
I'm gonna go ahead and say Jewish anxiety comes from the angle of the mezuzah, the very thing at your front door designed to keep you from harm. AXE ME HOW I KNOW.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and say Jewish anxiety comes from the angle of the mezuzah, the very thing at your front door designed to keep you from harm. AXE ME HOW I KNOW.
I refuse to self-defenstrate of a window that isn't in my name
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I refuse to self-defenstrate of a window that isn't in my name
But how
🧪 NEW STUDY: US data centers could annually consume as much water as 10 million Americans and emit as much CO2 as 10 million cars.
If so, their resource consumption would roughly match the entire state of New York.
Destroying climate and water for AI slop.
insideclimatenews.org/news/1011202...
If so, their resource consumption would roughly match the entire state of New York.
Destroying climate and water for AI slop.
insideclimatenews.org/news/1011202...
‘It’s Not Too Late:’ New Cornell Study Maps the Environmental Cost of AI and How Policy Could Limit the Damage - Inside Climate News
Researchers warn that U.S. data centers could devour vast amounts of energy and water unless stronger guardrails shape the industry’s growth.
insideclimatenews.org
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
But how
2 Superbowl wins completely changed the vibe of Philly. No one hates me for being from New York when I'm there now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
2 Superbowl wins completely changed the vibe of Philly. No one hates me for being from New York when I'm there now.
Auto-brewery syndrome is wild work
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Auto-brewery syndrome is wild work
I wanna circle back to the Viennese Waltz and ask: is the pose about the breath? Theres no other reason I can think of
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I wanna circle back to the Viennese Waltz and ask: is the pose about the breath? Theres no other reason I can think of
I actually just hate buildings now
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I actually just hate buildings now
Hedonophobic? In that economy?
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hedonophobic? In that economy?