Rilli Tho.
rillitho.bsky.social
Rilli Tho.
@rillitho.bsky.social
Real Compliments, Fake Nails.

New Yorker all day. Med nerd. Jokes. face.

Bring your friends over here from that other place, please.

Pero also, my thyroid is so pronounced, it's in diacritical condition
Pinned
But I love books that were personally annotated or highlighted.
The Ethical Hustle that has paywalls after getting people's hopes up about its eponym.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Women in Philly will raise their jeans up to their necks. They are now choking themselves until you acknowledge their cats
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I think all I said I wanted for my birthday today was either money or points of contact to avenge my friends' enemies, and it got deleted.

I'm still taking Venny Moe and Cushy Appity for that first part, and names where the letters go for the second. Rilli Tho.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just fucked up pme ghetto cornbread mistake with another one. I was like, "Foil?! You know how this ends." And poured the batter into an UNGREASED BOWL.
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
If I tell you my rim won't stop spinning and I keep touching my eye, it's because contacts designed for astigmatism are based on where they're weighed, and I am just very cool.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Was about to share some reggaetón history, but "Don Omar" autocorrected to "Don't Omar."

What does one do with that
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don't really experience loneliness.

I experience, "Oh no, I'm going to have to laugh at this by myself, and that's mad annoying bc it could make someone else's life easier to laugh at it, too."
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
What have I been saying about the demise of remote work
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
And the box was Robin's ball blue
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
We don't want overdraft protection. Can you just let us do revisions in peace?
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A watermelon growing in your belly made was made to seem like a bad option when I was a kid.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
But grammatically, "homefewer."
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
But grammatically, "homefewer."
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If someone starts a business that don't look right, ask em how Mario doin
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Part of our problem in New York is that ADA does not accommodate insomnia. Mayor Mayor needs to be a morning person, but Deputy Mayor needs to be a night person.

Just saying, Gotham. Ya girl is ready.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Is it because you all don't want to call them "sex reveals?" Hm? Is that it? Bc IT'S SO WEIRD EITHER WAY.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and say Jewish anxiety comes from the angle of the mezuzah, the very thing at your front door designed to keep you from harm. AXE ME HOW I KNOW.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I refuse to self-defenstrate of a window that isn't in my name
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
But how
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
2 Superbowl wins completely changed the vibe of Philly. No one hates me for being from New York when I'm there now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Auto-brewery syndrome is wild work
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I wanna circle back to the Viennese Waltz and ask: is the pose about the breath? Theres no other reason I can think of
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I actually just hate buildings now
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hedonophobic? In that economy?
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM