Donny has learned nothing — except that history makes great kindling.
In 1980, he smashed priceless Art Deco sculptures promised to the Met. Now he’s bulldozed the White House East Wing for a ballroom shaped like his ego.
He treats architecture like he treats democracy: grope it with a backhoe.
"Defense Secretary" Pete "No Fatties" Hegseth announced another “precision” strike — this time sinking a fishing boat in the Caribbean. Six dead. Trump called it “a great success.”
46 extra-judicial killings.
The Constitution would like to file a missing person report.
The man who floods Truth Social with deepfakes of himself flying a fighter jet, bombing citizens with excrement, is "deeply concerned" about “FAKE” videos.
Ad quotes Reagan on tariffs — BLOTUS whines, cuts trade talks due to Canada's “interference.” 🥲
Trump’s newest conquest: Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. The last untouched wilderness in America, opened up for drilling because the this man doesn't understand 'consent'.
From the people who brought you "Ballroomgate" and "Mount Rushmore II", now comes "Crude Awakening: Arctic Edition."
PowerPoint isn’t a tool — it’s a biological weapon for meetings.
Want to win a budget fight, bury a rival, or lull a board into a coma with style? Learn the ninja moves: tiny footnotes, theatrical charts, & one gratuitous wipe per slide.
Meta just fired 600 people at its Superintelligence Labs. Don’t worry though — the division building smarter robots survived. Apparently, the AI learned enough to automate its own job security.
False Positive Labs: where human redundancy is just another KPI.
Same, Chris. Every time I see those excavators chewing through the East Wing, I hear the national anthem playing on kazoo.
It’s not just a ballroom — it’s the architectural equivalent of groping the Republic in broad daylight. (But we already know that the BLOTUS is not big on "consent")
“Blame It on the Bunny” Edition Roger Goodell says every halftime act gets blowback — this time it’s Bad Bunny. The right’s losing its mind because the lyrics aren’t in English and the beat has a pulse. Reminder: Beyoncé survived, Kendrick Lamar thrived, and the GOP still can’t dance.
Elno’s latest innovation: the spontaneous mid-commute nap. 13,000 Teslas recalled for sudden power loss. Looks like “over-the-air updates” don’t work when your car’s already a 2-ton brick. ⚠️ False Positive Labs: still waiting for the patch that fixes hubris.
Tesla just posted record sales and missed earnings — right before recalling another 13,000 cars for battery defects. Elno’s business model is simple: break it fast, fix it over Wi-Fi, blame the driver.
