RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
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⠀ ♞ — ❝ i thought i was fighting for something. but i was just 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮. ❞ ⠀
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RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Nov 25
also, i wouldn't play jenga with you anyway. just so we're clear on that. this is all purely hypothetical anyway.
Getting some mixed messages here.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Nov 25
whaaat? where are you getting that? i think you're a swell guy. that's not how it works, stupid.
So all I have to do is get you to like me a little bit so construct Kyle likes me twice as much and helps me cheat?
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Nov 25
no, construct kyle hates you twice as much as real kyle does. so he'd help real kyle cheat, to inconvenience you.
Do you think if I played with both of you construct Kyle would help me cheat?
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Nov 25
unfortunately energy construct kyle is also a dirty cheater.
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RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
i'm waaaay more sensitive than you. like, at least ten times more sensitive.
We can't both be sensitive.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
i'm sensitive.
You're a big boy. You don't need emotional support.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
what? no way. you have to stand right here. for emotional support.
Right. I'm gonna stand like ten feet away now. Just for fun.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
oh yeah, of course. surely nothing will go wrong if i hold a roman candle for you.
Right, right. Can you hold this Roman candle for me?
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RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
it's okay, jayjay. your secret is safe with me.
I'm desperate for quality firework time and was gracious enough to extend an invitation to a guy named Kyle.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
aww, i didn't know you were so desperate for some quality kyle time.
I got here first. Objectively. Hence... my winning.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
no you don't. you can't just SAY you win. that's not how it works. we've already established this.
It means I win.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
and what's THAT supposed to mean? ?
I'd ask if you brought snacks, but I can see the sour grapes...
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
what the— oh, come ON. ugh! you suck.
I'm sitting on the pier already. Looks like you're the rotten egg...
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RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
are we doing fireworks or not.
You're afraid of my beautiful mind and all it's complexities. I contain multitudes...
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
okay, weirdo. just making sure you understand the terms here.
I look cool all wet. So.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 23
okay, but do so with the knowledge that there's a solid chance i'll just pull you in with me.
Then maybe.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 22
i do, but that's besides the point.
Don't you fly?
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 22
i guess i have nothing better to do. are you gonna push me off it?
Wanna set off illegal fireworks on a pier?
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 22
copinggggg.
I’m nice and decided not to let you dwell on your devastating loss for too long.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 22
uh huh. uh huh. woke up and immediately brought up a conversation from fourteen hours ago that i totally forgot about. get a load of this guy. . .
I went to sleep. Because I didn't gaf. So.
RED HOOD.
@riding.bsky.social
· Oct 22
says the guy responding to something from fourteen hours ago. . .
I'm still chilling. Btw.