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Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism.
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Ridiculocracy @ridiculocracy.bsky.social · Aug 14
What is Ridiculocracy (www.ridiculocracy.com)?

A satirical newsletter that seeks to provide comic relief from the absurdity of American politics.

As a regime type, it is “a polity that has slipped into the absurd, unmoored from its founding values and common sense.”

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Enjoy reading the news again!

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#satire #laugh #nokings
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November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book

Because serious questions deserve…your mom!

#Satire #yourmom #whitehousejokebook #Transparency

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Your Mom: The Official White House Joke Book
Because serious questions deserve…your mom!
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November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”

Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose

#oppositeday #stopthesteal #overexuberance #yourmom

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Republicans Claim Election Sweep, Citing “Opposite Day”
Democrats Declare “Epic Victory” after Winning Races They Shouldn’t Lose
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November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”

#Disinformation #WhiteHouse

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New Entries on White House “Major Events Timeline”
PLUS: Try Your Hand at the Caption Contest!
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November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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By Don Keys and Samuel Beckett, Democratic Party Correspondents

Wilderness, USA – “I’m telling you, it’s coming,” said Vladimir, a Democratic strategist. “The Emerging Democratic Majority. Demography is destiny. We’re at the dawn of a new progressive era!”

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Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
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October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority

“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”

#samuelbeckett #waitingforgodot #emergingmajority

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Democrats: Still Waiting for their Emerging Majority
“The Arc of History Bends Toward…This?”
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October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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How well do you know your internal security/police forces?

All my current and former #StateDepartment, #USAID, #IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:

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Know Your Internal Security Forces!
Can you identify which one is ICE?
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October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Satirical news updates on the state of American democracy. Because humor is the best way to deal with creeping authoritarianism. Click to read Ridiculocracy, a Substack publication with hundreds of s...
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October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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How well do you know your internal security/police forces?

All my current and former State, USAID, IC, and think-tank researcher peeps, test your knowledge:

www.ridiculocracy.com/p/know-your-...
Know Your Internal Security Forces!
Can you identify which one is ICE?
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October 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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President Trump's recent cognitive test.

#Trump #MRI #EarlyOnset

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October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI

“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.

#Trump2028 #Trump #MRI #dementia #22amendment

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Doctors Clear Trump for 14 More Terms after “Perfect” MRI
“They'd never seen brain folds shaped like a bald eagle before. Tremendous symmetry, very patriotic,” the President said.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I think I found the best No Kings sign
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations

Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.

#EastWing #WhiteHouse #renovations

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After the East Wing: Upcoming White House Renovations
Nothing says the "people's house" like corporate sponsors, golf courses, and gold escalators.
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October 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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The seeds of the “Yes Kings!” rally were sown during Trump’s state visit to the United Kingdom. Trump and Chuck bonded over a love of genuflection, extramarital affairs, and the idea that democracy “wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”

#NoKings #yeskings

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October 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The "Yass Queens!" solidarity drag rally will meet up with the coronation procession at the Capitol.

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“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
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October 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6

Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign

#Trump #Kingcharlesiii #Strongman #yeskings #NoKings #yassqueens #sixseven

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“Yes Kings!” Counter-Rally Planned for January 6
Trump, King Charles Plot to Restore Monarchy, Spar over Who Will Reign
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October 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Ahead of thousands of “No Kings” rallies Oct 18, House Speaker Mike Johnson sat down with Ridiculocracy to explain what keeps him up at night.

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#mikejohnson #nightmare #antifa
No Kings and Other Nightmares: What Scares Mike Johnson
“There’s No Bill of Rights in the Bible”
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October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Facing a Republican Agencies offensive, the Confederacy has decamped to blue states and is employing insurgent tactics alongside fired #USAID employees in #ANTIFA (Aid Nerds Taking Initiative For America), a designated #DomesticTerrorist Organization.

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October 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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#Trump declares "Interagency Insurrection" and issues "Bureaucratic Emancipation Proclamation" after the Confederacy of Democrat Agencies secedes from the Executive Branch.

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October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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BREAKING: Facing further layoffs and funding cuts during the Federal shutdown, “Democrat Agencies” announced Thursday they would secede from the Executive Branch.

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Democrat Agencies Secede from Executive Branch
Interagency Civil War Brewing; USAID Insurgency Takes Shape
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October 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Democrat Agencies Secede from Executive Branch

Interagency Civil War Brewing; USAID Insurgency Takes Shape

#civilwar #DemocratAgencies #USAID #ANTIFA

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Democrat Agencies Secede from Executive Branch
Interagency Civil War Brewing; USAID Insurgency Takes Shape
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October 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Trump Wins Nobel Prize!

Just not the one he thought...

#NobelPrize #Economics

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Trump Wins Nobel Prize!
“Don’t tell him it’s not for peace,” whispered an aide.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Pam #Bondi turned Tuesday’s #Senate Judiciary #hearing into a TikTok roast battle with Democratic senators – minus the talent filter. One pundit described her performance as “foul-mouthed teen meets poo throwing monkey.” The #MAGAsphere ate it up.

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“Listen b$%^&es, you have no right to ask me all these stupid questions”
AG Bondi “Obliterates” Democrat Senators in made for Social Media Performance
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October 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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“Listen b$%^&es, you have no right to ask me all these stupid questions”

AG Bondi “Obliterates” Democrat Senators in made for Social Media Performance

#Bondi #Congress #Oversight

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“Listen b$%^&es, you have no right to ask me all these stupid questions”
AG Bondi “Obliterates” Democrat Senators in made for Social Media Performance
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October 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Ridiculocracy is now #2 on Substack's rising humor newsletters!
October 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM