Richard Parfitt
@richieparf.bsky.social
Mostly sarcastic comments on the dying embers of democracy.
Find someone who looks at you the way the British media looks at stories about Hitler's genitals.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way the British media looks at stories about Hitler's genitals.
Oh no cry cry the BBC edited my speech to make it look like I incited all those riots that I incited.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh no cry cry the BBC edited my speech to make it look like I incited all those riots that I incited.
I think in hindsight we will reflect that we were better off when there were slightly fewer cunts in positions of wealth and power.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think in hindsight we will reflect that we were better off when there were slightly fewer cunts in positions of wealth and power.
This has nothing to do with migration or small boats or money spent on hotels. It's just hating people who aren't white. This will be Farage's Britain.
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This has nothing to do with migration or small boats or money spent on hotels. It's just hating people who aren't white. This will be Farage's Britain.
I see Farage has called on the police to arrest individuals who have made death threats against him. It's worth noting that this has happened before and the police *did* arrest the person responsible.
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I see Farage has called on the police to arrest individuals who have made death threats against him. It's worth noting that this has happened before and the police *did* arrest the person responsible.
Reform's pledge to stop the boats within two weeks didn't even last two days.
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reform's pledge to stop the boats within two weeks didn't even last two days.
I was looking for a meme or something with the quote from the Thick of It when the minister says "If i resigned the day I was appointed I'd be prime minister by now". I couldn't find one but I did get this gem of a response from one of the AI tools that I understand will soon take my job.
September 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was looking for a meme or something with the quote from the Thick of It when the minister says "If i resigned the day I was appointed I'd be prime minister by now". I couldn't find one but I did get this gem of a response from one of the AI tools that I understand will soon take my job.
Very patriotic of Farage to advertise his employer with a GB News lapel pin in Congress.
September 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Very patriotic of Farage to advertise his employer with a GB News lapel pin in Congress.
Can I start a gofundme for the bear at the end of 'We're Going on a Bear Hunt'? The poor guy looks so sad. He only wanted to eat a young family.
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can I start a gofundme for the bear at the end of 'We're Going on a Bear Hunt'? The poor guy looks so sad. He only wanted to eat a young family.
Am I doing it right?
#operationraisethecolours
#operationraisethecolours
August 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Am I doing it right?
#operationraisethecolours
#operationraisethecolours
Call me old fashioned but taking taxpayers money and giving it to a terrorist government that hundreds of British soldiers died fighting might be a bad policy.
August 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Call me old fashioned but taking taxpayers money and giving it to a terrorist government that hundreds of British soldiers died fighting might be a bad policy.
Nigel Farage's plan is to sign an agreement with the Taliban to return people fleeing their government to Afghanistan.
August 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Nigel Farage's plan is to sign an agreement with the Taliban to return people fleeing their government to Afghanistan.
"Get 60% off selected kids" may not be the best bit of ad copy I've ever read.
June 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"Get 60% off selected kids" may not be the best bit of ad copy I've ever read.
The Bear Went Over the Mountain, in contrast, is an absolute banger. Catchy and with an important message about the futility of endeavour.
Miss Polly is the worst nursery rhyme. You'll be back in the morning with your bill, will you? Nationalise that shit.
June 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Bear Went Over the Mountain, in contrast, is an absolute banger. Catchy and with an important message about the futility of endeavour.
Miss Polly is the worst nursery rhyme. You'll be back in the morning with your bill, will you? Nationalise that shit.
June 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Miss Polly is the worst nursery rhyme. You'll be back in the morning with your bill, will you? Nationalise that shit.
The Trump practice of public humiliation diplomacy to wank off his fanbase is one of the purest forms of bullying. It's recreational. It doesn't matter that it isn't true, it matters that it's fun.
May 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Trump practice of public humiliation diplomacy to wank off his fanbase is one of the purest forms of bullying. It's recreational. It doesn't matter that it isn't true, it matters that it's fun.
Iceland presents: Daft Punk Juniors #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Iceland presents: Daft Punk Juniors #eurovision
For those who find Radiohead too upbeat, I present Lithuania #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
For those who find Radiohead too upbeat, I present Lithuania #eurovision
As always, this competition needs more ska #Eurovision
a man in a hat and suspenders is being interviewed by a woman holding a microphone .
ALT: a man in a hat and suspenders is being interviewed by a woman holding a microphone .
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May 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As always, this competition needs more ska #Eurovision
You will be able to tell how many beers I've got through by the frequency of my posts on here #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You will be able to tell how many beers I've got through by the frequency of my posts on here #Eurovision
If you're watching the Pope Results Show on demand please do not call as your vote won't count and you may still be charged.
May 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you're watching the Pope Results Show on demand please do not call as your vote won't count and you may still be charged.
The Pope may be American, but Jesus is English.
May 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Pope may be American, but Jesus is English.
Never forget that, for all his talk about wasteful government spending, Nigel Farage employed his wife and his mistress at your expense.
May 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Never forget that, for all his talk about wasteful government spending, Nigel Farage employed his wife and his mistress at your expense.
You have to love a beer burp. Tastes like beer and makes room for more beer. That's what we in the beer burp business call a win win.
May 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You have to love a beer burp. Tastes like beer and makes room for more beer. That's what we in the beer burp business call a win win.