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Ricecooka

@ricecooka.bsky.social

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My views are my own after reading someone else's views and saying "that's so true..." youtube.com/ricecooka if I ever upload stuff

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 21d

At this point I'm gonna have to see if my SA Forums account still works

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 29d

People are ripping on Pete Davidson playing a Saudi funded comedy festival but did you consider that it's a front for him to get vengeance for his dad they killed on 9/11?

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Sep 25

True, money and power are a hell of a delusional drug

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Sep 23

OK but once the protests have escalated and the shit really starts to go down we need the Black Bull flags to come out

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Sep 23

Instead of blaming moms taking Tylenol we should look at the amount of microplastics in the dad's semen that causes the lifelong obsession with Legos and/or model trains

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Sep 22

If the Government refuses to give us the Epstein list can we at least get the list of compromised names that Jared Leto has that lets him continue to get movie roles?

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Sep 7

Then later Dunkin runs out butts

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Sep 5

My friend misheard Kpop Demon Hunters as Cake Pop Demon Hunters and now I'm thinking of a group of blonde Southern Baptist girls that go to Sewanee and tell everyone theyre going to hell and say theyre virgins because they only do butt stuff

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 27

Tractor Supply got the deer robotrippin like 2000s Lil Wayne

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 26

C'mon man you don't have to steal another creator's work and repost it @safety.bsky.app

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 22

Holy shit Facebook Marketplace is selling a Shrek Truck (SHRUCK)

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 10

Next up, all venues and public places banning sunglasses

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 10

McDonald's: "not counting the cost of giving away a free McRib with every fry purchase, our fry sales are up 30 percent!"

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 8

So I saw the new Naked Gun this week and then Sonic tries to get me to consume 2 footling chili dogs. I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS NO THANK YOU.

Phone notification from Sonic restaurant for a special on BOGO foot long chili dogs

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 4

This sentence is just Labubu dubai chocolate matcha rooftop rave for white men in middle Tennessee

Screen grab from Facebook WWE page, showing Logan Paul on the turnbuckle. The text post says "Logan Paul just SOARED onto Jelly Roll and crashed through the announce table at Summer Slam!"

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 2

I'm glad gochujaang never took off like this, probably because the word Sriracha was already too difficult for most people

Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · Aug 1

omg this account is just random videos with the same "NO ONE WANTS MY CUPS :(" story, with different men and women crying