Rhys
rhysroberts90.bsky.social
Rhys
@rhysroberts90.bsky.social
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51. Stink shifter. Cider fiend. Vodka fiend. Mountaineer. Triple marathoneer. Tubthumper. Taff. Red. Dystopia addict. Pedant. Funkster. Cricket nut.
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Who needs the G word when I have this being brewed 16 miles down the road? 🍺
Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant tried to do a new 50 on an old XFM radio show a few years ago.

"Cut off your knob, Bob"
"Cut off your willy, Billy"
"Hook up with her mate, Nate"
"Tell her she's not the one you want to marry, Barry"

I could go on.......
If there's a more appropriate name for a batsman than Bosch, I've yet to hear it.
I bless the urinals down in Africa
This I can get fully on-board with.
Dear Sting,

What kind of ghoul only has his toast done on one side?

Love,

The Civilised World
Bastian Shinesteiger
Until you've been for a low-level piss in shorts you will not understand the sterling work your jeans do.
10 out of 10 on 10 To The Top 🏆
Not enough landlords called Percy any more