Omfg #thechaircompany sort of really happened to me tho. The fact that Tim Robinson made a show, for me personally, about a matter near and dear to my heart, #CHAIRSAFETY it’s just truly truly remarkable to see art imitate my PATHETIC lived experiences.
It’s being brought by a U.S. attorney whose previous experience is as an insurance attorney, whose first indictment was so sloppy, the paragraphs were misnumbered, and there was two ‘count twos’,” Crosswell said. “.. it appears she has to go this alone, because no one else in the office is willing.”
At one point, she entered the wrong courtroom. When she found the right one, she stood on the wrong side of the judge, then appeared confused about the paperwork she just had signed
I saw TWO sets of TWIN boys prolly 3 years old being dropped off at daycare and all of them were dressed like SKELETONS. It was so cute I almost cried. I would’ve taken a picture but I was driving by a daycare and they’re not my kids 😭
Google threatening me with a good ass time. Say what!? I’ll stop receiving emails on Halloween!!?! Oh shit! I hope your trick ass email finds me treating myself to a day of peace 🩷🧡🎃🥰
“ completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon.” - Pete Hegseth talking about Donald Trumps Physical fitness..probably