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actually you know what. screw it. this is my nsfw alt only now. let's rumble. || adult || she/her || minors turn away or explode || may include comatose doves with a trace of peanuts

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · 28d

aww, no YOU are fantastic!! I'll let her know tho!
(and if you want to let her know yourself her tumblr is osteichthyens, she has even more gorgeous art there)

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · 28d

NO WAYYY DO ALL XBALAKAN FANS HAVE THE SAME (massive and juicy) BRAIN??? BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS XBALAKAN MY FRIEND DREW FOR MY BDAY WHAT ARE THE ODDSSSS (your art is gorgeous by the way mwah mwah mwah)

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Jul 11

so there's a 52 year old woman here, i say with lust that's sending me into full body spasms.
#rhinedottir

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Jul 9

Very very late, but here you go!

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Jul 9

principles are asleep obliterate that twink #rhinedain 🔞

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Jun 22

rhinedottir and family ass scale fattest to boniest

elynas>rhinedottir>alice>durin>dainsleif>albedo>nigredo

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · May 8

so guys how did you like 5.6
my favourite part was rhinedottir's girl dinner blasphemy edition.

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · May 7

It was number 3 guys.

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Jan 10

here's my bets for the situation :

- durin is reborn as a child, they change the spear description immediately after or before
- they actually never follow up with the durin resurrection plot because it was in an event.
- durin is reborn as an adult and the durivalin thing is never brought up again

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · May 5

Thank you! I like to think that his hair was kinda the opposite of Mavuika's, in a way - with it turning a bright blue and orange instead of yellow and green etc.

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · May 5

oh they definitely did loving missionary too! the joke was that och-kan's internalised racism was so strong he couldn't fathom a filthy abomination like him ever being in a position of power over xbalanque, so he constantly subbed and bottomed.

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Apr 8

xbalanque/och-kan dynamic in my brain

digital drawing of xbalanque and och-kan genshin impact, specifically their profiles. xbalanque is bawling his eyes out, and he screams : "BABE CAN WE PLEASE HAVE NORMAL SEX WITHOUT RACE PLAY TONIGHT"

to which och-kan casually turns away and goes : "no. conquer and dominate me like you did with those vile beasts." like the normal person he is.

xbalanque is even unhappier about this, so he screams some more : "OCH-KAN PLEASE I HAVEN'T BOTTOMED FOR TEN YEARS MY DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF PLEASE"

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Apr 8

No problem, it was an honor.

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Apr 8

Hi, sorry for replying late and thank you!
I ended up changing the design of the markings a bit, but the general vibe is still there!

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 7

oh come the fuck on WHY do GIFs never upload as GIFs here I worked THREE DAYS on this.

whatever, video version.

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 7

A story as sweet as it is vulgar of a God and his two mortal lovers.

archiveofourown.org/works/63541096

#katsukuni #katsukabu #scaragredo #scaradorian #scaramouche

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 6

Also. I couldn't help but notice that a good majority of fanfic writers are women and teenage girls, while the people with that mindset tend to be men.

But. Yeah, I wish people would start being normal about sex and sexuality it's really not that difficult!!

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 6

Why, sometimes those same fanfic scoring people think cropped porn is peak humor. It's like in their eyes expression of sexuality is allowed only when it's surface level and thinly concealed with irony, and genuine expression is a deviancy. 3/?

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 6

For instance, the "oh boy the fanfic writers will have a field day with this one 🙄" or "the r34 artists are gonna go crazyyy" comments, like they're some kind of relentless degenerates. Then, the same people saying those things will turn around and go "B-B-BOOBA??? *eye bulging gif*" in minutes. 2/?

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 6

This.

Mildly related : I've also noticed that a good chunk of people in fandoms have this weird mindset where they're selectively repulsed by the mere idea of sex or almost obsessed with it depending on *whose* sexuality is expressed. (1/?)

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 6

and yeah scaramouche is pregnant, the baby is yoshinori (kazuha's great grandpa)

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 5

on that #katsukabu grind
#katsukuni #scaramouche #katsuragi

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 3

you can find the fic here but mind the warnings
archiveofourown.org/works/507788...

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Mar 3

doodle for chapter 12 of "tales of a sprout in the snow"
#scaragredo #scaradorian #scaramouche #nigredo

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rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Feb 24

It happens so quickly and subtly it's almost a little scary. This constant fear of being observed and judged by all-seeing strangers needs to stop, because at this rate fascists won't even have to install thought policing laws, we're already enforcing them ourselves, subconsciously or not.

rhineroasting 🔞 @rhineposting.bsky.social · Feb 24

They go around telling others "btw this person has an ankle fetish :/" like it's some kind of crime, and then other people suddenly start worrying if their form of self expression could be considered a perversion of some kind, even when they don't agree with that surveillance mindset.