Hyperbolic Hater Chamber Arc
@renolethyn.bsky.social
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set off the alarm opening the store today

the first time I opened the store by myself

Very stressful, very embarrassing
renolethyn.bsky.social
hoping to see more of these cheeks 🙏
renolethyn.bsky.social
thought I shared this but bsky crapped out or something idk
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and yet--
every game he's just power farming all the jungle and lanes so he can power farm the jungle and get kills and won't throw a bomb at a walker. great stats, game thinks he has amazing MMR because he's got a lot of money and low deaths but that doesn't mean anything
renolethyn.bsky.social
"why do you think our terminal ivy player who albatrosses us into higher mmr should play something else??"

[looks at his stats that show he never attacks buildings unless at gunpoint]

i fuckin wonder
renolethyn.bsky.social
also: use it to make salad dressing
renolethyn.bsky.social
this is the appropriate level of appreciation for sardines
renolethyn.bsky.social
common L for apples once they got the Gala and Fiji down. you munch on those two to your wallet preference, put granny smiths in pies, take pictures of red delicious, and the rest are to show off that you have disposable income
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"aight well fuck you too then, there's like seventy of you at the farmer's market"
renolethyn.bsky.social
i ate like 2/3rds of the tray by myself. maybe 3/4ths, i didnt really count.

they had to refill it solely because I reduced the volume so much though. I win
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renolethyn.bsky.social
honestly if i could i'd go back right now, for more frog legs. i'm hungry again
renolethyn.bsky.social
i ate like 3/4 of the hot holding tray of frog legs at the buffet. they didn't throw me out but i was singlehandedly responsible for it needing to be refilled so thats a win
renolethyn.bsky.social
hm, drawing idea. let's see if it sticks around past making breakfast
renolethyn.bsky.social
ideal buffet just has frog legs, crayfish, and unlimited root beer on tap

You'd have to shoot me to make me leave
renolethyn.bsky.social
frozen stuff's great you can just kind of put it all in a pan and put it in at like 375F to 425F and just. check it. the vegetables will be fine, so when the meat's done, chow down
renolethyn.bsky.social
frozen brussels sprouts, toss in onion powder, garlic powder,cumin, dash of salt and liquid smoke, place in pan
layer atop pieces of frozen bacon
place in cold oven, set to 425F and turn on

As the oven heats it should render bacon fat, cook the sprouts, crisp the bacon
renolethyn.bsky.social
Wow! That's kind of extreme! And...not how that works, really, jesus!
renolethyn.bsky.social
yeah that's fair it's...gnarly. it involves pliers. and peeling skin off things.
renolethyn.bsky.social
the solution is get a fishing license and get your own frogs
renolethyn.bsky.social
And you know, worst case if they don't have frog legs I'm going to commit a beef broccoli-based sin of consumption
renolethyn.bsky.social
also this particular outing i weirded out my roommate's mom because I was eating shrimp with the tails attached and just...eating the tails because they were fried and tasty too.

She looked at me like I was a slightly different species
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This is the place I finally got to TRY frog legs--and they are not made well, I'm well aware they're dry and overcooked, yhohu can just FEEL that--but they still TASTE so good

I was trying to eat the BONES man
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I'm aiming to get thrown the fuck out for eating all their frog legs, you dig
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good news everyone just confirmed the buffet I'm eyeing to FUCK UP tomorrow does in fact have frog legs on the dinner menu

This chinese buffet is about to see the ascent of a new god of gluttony, I swear to Nurgle