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Sirius Black || Parody

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Renegade. Rebel. The Black Sheep of the Great and Noble House of Black. It doesn't get any worse than me; trouble is practically my middle name. || RP 18+ AB(O)

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 12

"Look at the sky; see all those shimmering lights? I'm going to join them someday—"

☆ Sirius Black RP
☆ AU friendly
☆ Marauders era main; era flexible
☆ Trouble Maker Extraordinare
¤ [#ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆]

"—and when I do, they'll never find me."

a shooting star is flying through a starry sky

ALT: a shooting star is flying through a starry sky

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 16

Sirius waved Remus off affectionately, pushing himself to his feet so that he could grab the pitcher of water and a cup. Taking them to the bedside, he poured cool water nearly to the brim before handing it over.

"Drink up buttercup."

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 15

Movements slow, Sirius reached into his pocket to pull out a nice cool chocolate bar, a banana and some neatly wrapped biscuits, still a little toasty.

"Figured you'd be hungry— need some water too?"

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 15

Sirius is slumped in a chair next to Remus' bed, snuffling lightly in his sleep. The quiet groans from the other waking has Sirius pulling from his own sleep however.

Groggily, he rubbed at his eyes, a sleepy smile touching his lips.

"Morning sunshine— wasn't sure when you'd wake up."

Remus J. Lupin || RP/Parody Account @theloonymoony.bsky.social · Jan 15

It's nearly noon before he wakes, groggy and very sore, in the hospital wing.

Fuck full moons. Fuck them so much. Also, he's *starving*.

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 15

I'm nothing if not confident in my weirdness, thanks much

Remus J. Lupin || RP/Parody Account @theloonymoony.bsky.social · Jan 15

I feel like this is about my friends...

Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · Jan 14

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 15

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Sunshine

Matisyahu · Spark Seeker · Song · 2012

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 15

Sirius couldn't hold back his bark of laughter at that.

"You think *ANYONE* in their right minds gonna give either of us responsibility? They'd be daft to, and you know it."

Truly.
Give this mutt responsibility and he'd run rampant with it. Or set something on fire again.
Probably both.

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 15

I hate to say it but

the Wolf Moon is actually pretty

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Higgs Monaghan || Parody @particletimegod.bsky.social · Jan 2

"The name's Higgs. The Particle of God that permeates all existence—"

¤ Higgs Monaghan RP
¤ Canon and non-canon
¤ Multiverse – pre- and post-game
¤ Mycology fanatic
¤ A little bit psycho
¤ Penned by [#ᴛᴀᴛᴀ☆]

"—Isn't this what you been waitin for the whole time?"

a man in a hooded cape is holding a light in front of him

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 15

"Oh darling, I'm not mocking the *badge*, I would *never*."

Oh he would ever.
He would ever and has ever.
Usually not in front of his dearest Moony, however.

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Sirius Orion Black III || Parody RP Account @canismarauder.bsky.social · Jan 14

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

*Prankster, charmsmith, Beater for Gryffindor
*Mentions open
*Veteran RPer, selective replies
*era flexible, fam. w/ ATYD, Blends, Shoebox Project
*MS/MV bi, male lean
*#WolfStar #Prongfoot or chem

#GDIBlakely #NSFW #MatureContent 21+

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

//Why does
'Mr Goody Prefect is Actually a Secret Bad Boy' sound like an anime title I'd watch? 😂😂

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

"Oooh~ Mr Goody Prefect is actually a secret bad boy," Sirius waggled his brows tauntingly, a cheeky little grin on his lips.

"Your secrets (mostly) safe with us— after all, the *badge* has gotten us out of a couple binds."

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

//so many babies!! I haven't made it that far yet
here's what I've got:

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

"He influenced himself, obviously," Sirius shook his head, feigning some sort of pity. "Poor thing."

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

"I'm happy to take the blame for that," Sirius snickered, gently elbowing James.

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

The thing about stars, is that while we see them in the night sky, twinkling away and bright with life— most of them are actually already dead.
It just takes so long for the light to travel to us that though they've burned out ages ago, their light still brightens our dark sky.

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

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Some Nights - SniperMoran - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

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Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

Cσυʅԃ Hαʋҽ Bҽҽɳ Mҽ
(part 3 of Dιҽ Fσɾ Yσυ)
~ ☆ ~

Sirius was frozen for a moment there in the doorway, those cruel eyes watching him and taking in every breath like it was a joy to see him squirm. Of course, it was incredibly possible that that was the

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

Dark Lord chuckled and lowered his wand, gesturing for the girl to lead the way from the dining room.

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

glassy as he thought of his friends, broken and bloody, his fault. He couldn't let anything happen to them, and would do anything to protect them.

"There's a good girl. Now then— shall we discuss further what it is you'll be required to do for me?" The

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

dear?"

All the fight instantly deflated from Sirius' veins as everything ran cold. Panic flooded through his body again and he knew that he'd been beat. He could see it in that smug look in those dark eyes.

"Yes, my Lord," Sirius breathed, his grey eyes

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

they wouldn't, knew she would need a far better motivation than simply her own life. ". . .but not before I find your friends that you hold so very dear to your heart and destroy each and every one of them. You will 𝙗𝙚𝙜 me to kill you then, won't you my

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

question. Because if you 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩— if you 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙡 me, 𝙧𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙚 me, you will die," he breathed, tipping the girl's head with the tip of his wand, still smiling. He could see the fight in her, could see that his words did not deter her, but he knew

Sirius Black || Parody @renegaydeblack.bsky.social · Jan 14

the table to the stubborn and foolish young witch. He drew his wand from his sleeve and directed it at her, his cruel gaze locked on hers as he smiled still.
"You 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 fulfill the tasks asked of you and you 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 accept my mark, child. There is no