Rendy Jones
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Cinephile with little braincells | owner of RendyReviews.com Entertainment journalist |Autostraddle | Them | Roger Ebert | Den of Geek | Rolling Stone | Paste Member: Critics Choice, GALECA, NYFCO
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Kathryn Bigelow's A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE is at the service of a hokey hypothetical that intends to detonate your suspense, manipulate your current American fears, and winds up imploding on itself. Bring Pre-Hurt Locker Bigelow back, please!

My #NYFF63 review: www.rendyreviews.com/movie-review...
'A House of Dynamite' Review: Kathryn Bigelow's American Nuclear Thriller Explodes in a Vacuum
While enjoyable for its technical aspects, it’s another example of Kathryn Bigelow's tendency to spin her wheels by producing films with the same old frustrated aura.
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There’s a nor’easter in NYC and my ceiling, which the super (that robbed me) was supposed to fix ages ago, is leaking. I want to hit up the landlords but still have to finish paying rent so they can handle it. Please help if you can. I’m so tired.

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There’s a nor’easter in NYC and my ceiling, which the super (that robbed me) was supposed to fix ages ago, is leaking. I want to hit up the landlords but still have to finish paying rent so they can handle it. Please help if you can. I’m so tired.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...
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Lmao at NYCC not shifting their commercial programming on their family Sunday because tell me why the they’re playing the smiling friends trailer before this PHINEAS AND FERB PANEL?!
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My favorite thing about #NYCC is watching the ASL translators at panels. Sometimes more expressive than the panelists. The way you should’ve seen the woman translating the “Gravity” clip at the Hazbin Hotel panel. She was jamming while translating like she was at a Warped tour.
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TRON: ARES is an expensive ass 404 Error. If you can afford subwoofers for the Nine Inch Nails soundtrack that's a better investment than seeing this chaotic flashy noise-fest with a Chat GPT-type script on a big screen.

My review: www.rendyreviews.com/movie-review...
'Tron: Ares' Review: Time to Pull the Plug on this Series, Permanently
Haha, bad script go 101010101010101010101010101.
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TRON: ARES is an expensive ass 404 Error. If you can afford subwoofers for the Nine Inch Nails soundtrack that's a better investment than seeing this chaotic flashy noise-fest with a Chat GPT-type script on a big screen.

My review: www.rendyreviews.com/movie-review...
'Tron: Ares' Review: Time to Pull the Plug on this Series, Permanently
Haha, bad script go 101010101010101010101010101.
www.rendyreviews.com
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rendy.bsky.social
Kathryn Bigelow's A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE is at the service of a hokey hypothetical that intends to detonate your suspense, manipulate your current American fears, and winds up imploding on itself. Bring Pre-Hurt Locker Bigelow back, please!

My #NYFF63 review: www.rendyreviews.com/movie-review...
'A House of Dynamite' Review: Kathryn Bigelow's American Nuclear Thriller Explodes in a Vacuum
While enjoyable for its technical aspects, it’s another example of Kathryn Bigelow's tendency to spin her wheels by producing films with the same old frustrated aura.
www.rendyreviews.com
rendy.bsky.social
Kathryn Bigelow's A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE is at the service of a hokey hypothetical that intends to detonate your suspense, manipulate your current American fears, and winds up imploding on itself. Bring Pre-Hurt Locker Bigelow back, please!

My #NYFF63 review: www.rendyreviews.com/movie-review...
'A House of Dynamite' Review: Kathryn Bigelow's American Nuclear Thriller Explodes in a Vacuum
While enjoyable for its technical aspects, it’s another example of Kathryn Bigelow's tendency to spin her wheels by producing films with the same old frustrated aura.
www.rendyreviews.com
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You’re cancelling Tilly Norwood for being an AI actress. I’m cancelling Tilly Norwood because I heard her use a racial slur on someone at an after-party. We are not the same.
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You’re cancelling Tilly Norwood for being an AI actress. I’m cancelling Tilly Norwood because I heard her use a racial slur on someone at an after-party. We are not the same.
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You’re cancelling Tilly Norwood for being an AI actress. I’m cancelling Tilly Norwood because I heard her use a racial slur on someone at an after-party. We are not the same.
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"Although it provides some intriguing character dynamics and a glimpse into the post-apocalyptic world, the series is so hurried that it fails to deliver a compelling and well-developed story,” writes @rendy.bsky.social about the squandered potential of MARVEL ZOMBIES.
Marvel Animation's "Marvel Zombies" Doesn't Have Enough Flesh On Its Shambling Bones | TV/Streaming | Roger Ebert
An underdeveloped and underwhelming horror venture for Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
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Bro, I hated HIM. This is the most "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" review I've penned in recent memory. But Jesus Christ. It's like the Trey Edward Shults of horror movies. #FIlmSky #HimMovie

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‘Him’ Review: Obnoxious and Vapid Football Horror Fumbles the Hall at Every Play
A Peele-wannabe flick with little on its mind and nothing in its soul.
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Bro, I hated HIM. This is the most "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" review I've penned in recent memory. But Jesus Christ. It's like the Trey Edward Shults of horror movies. #FIlmSky #HimMovie

www.rendyreviews.com/movie-review...
‘Him’ Review: Obnoxious and Vapid Football Horror Fumbles the Hall at Every Play
A Peele-wannabe flick with little on its mind and nothing in its soul.
www.rendyreviews.com
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He’s so effortlessly cool throughout it.