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Remy (or Ryley) | they/it ΘΔ | 32 Aussie furry game reviewer on YouTube, 26 OCs in a trenchcoat, puddle of gender fluid, potato cake connoisseur https://linktr.ee/RemyRaccoon runs @sqrrk.bsky.social

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · Feb 18

✨🦝✨MEDIA THREAD 2025 ✨🦝✨

Keeping it simple this year as I’d rather divert energy used on this to other things, but the Four Point Raccoon Scale (a measurement of my enjoyment, not nevessarily quality) still applies

Also might do a big video on this at the end of the year we shall see

THE FOUR POINT
RACCOON SCALE
A subjective measurement of enjoyment, not quality!

ARMS CROSSED ANGY RANTSONA POSE (accompanied by Remy doing exactly that with their tongue poking out through a sneering expression):
Either I think it's flat-out bad, it's in a currently unenjoyable state, or I just didn’t vibe with it for whatever reason.
Eg. Red One, Ratchat & Clanke: Size Matters, Whiplash (the game)

SHRUG (accompanied by Remy shrugging unemotionally):
Probably something I have no strong feelings towards, or its got a lot of bad that tries to outweigh the good.
Eg. Yakuza 6 The Plucky Squire Most Jurassic Park/World Movies

THUMBS UP (accompanied by Remy thrusting their robotic arm into the air with their thumb up, while winking):
Stuff that gets a good reaction out of me. I might not quite LOVE it, but in many cases it's an easy recommendation.
Eg. Sonc & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed, Indigo Park I Saw the TV Glow

TAIL WAG (accompanied by Remy clasping their paws and wagging their tail, as small sparkles dot the area around their face):
Reserved for my absolute favourites, flawed or not. I may or may not be very autistic about these.
Eg. Rock Band 3, Dragon Quest VIII, Until Then, Lilo & Stitch

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1m

Generally speaking I’m not a fan of Yellow’s redone sprites but I love this Seadra one so much it’s so cool and gender

A screenshot of Pokémon Yellow. Cheez the level 43 Pikachu is facing off against the opponent’s level 32 Seadra.

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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 3h

almost there, less than a day left

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 2h

chaotic good boy

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 2h

huh! why has no one noticed this before,,

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 2h

ok uh where’s the funny monkey in Rock B- oh wait that has The Monkees

ok what about Ratchet & Cl- oh yeah Skrunch

fuck you’re right

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 2h

Kinda forgot what Kaze and the Wild Masks was supposed to be inspired by when I first booted it up, then got to this level and went “oh right. funny monkey game”

A screenshot of Kaze and the Wild Masks. Kaze, a rabbit, is flying beneath thorny vines; a bird mask she wears transforms her long blue ears into wings.

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 2h

game where you do parkour and fight rogue construction machinery with a chainsaw

MOTORSLICE | Regular Studio @regularstudio.bsky.social · 21d

MOTORSLICE demo available NOW

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 2h

oh motorslice has a demo???? POG

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

"you told us to shut up? banned"

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

this is maybe only the mildest of exaggerations, it's more or less that bad
like if I picked out ten random games from the Next Fest I guarantee at least 3 of them will have genAI

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

ofc !! :>

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

frankly I wish Steam would just ban genAI stuff entirely but y'know

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5h

this Steam Next Fest is incredibly deflating. It feels like every second or third game that catches my eye has an AI disclaimer on its page, it fuckin blows man

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Bee! @brodnork.bsky.social · 9h

Stomp and the Sword of Miracles is now 40% backed on Kickstarter! Let's see if we can get to 50% within these first 48 hours!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bee...

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 6h

that's what happens when you buy a channel out, fire the editor-in-chief and all your writers resign in protest I guess lmao

imagine having a show as well-known as Zero Punctuation and cocking things up so bad you have to resort to fake slots reaction videos

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 6h

bruh I get more views than this with less than 3% of the subscribers LOL

Nyek London @stupidhoroscope.bsky.social · 19h

Wow The Escapist sure is doing content these days, huh

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 6h

no it's a regional localisation thing, I'm RemyRaccoon everywhere except Australia where we senselessly change the names of everything

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 6h

that's how it's spelled in Australia (yes I'm known as RemyCooper here)

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 6h

you're on the transphobia list so I don't wanna fuckin hear it from you thanks lmao

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 7h

My mind keeps drifting back to New Tales from the Borderlands. I think I’ve played worse but I’ve never had such a viscerally negative reaction to a game before

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 9h

how do you chart so fast oh my gosh I did lyrics for one (1) song yesterday and got tired

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 9h

:O helo bestie :>

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 9h

erm. so why don’t we increase clock speeds?? think of the poor Crysis players, Intel

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 9h

bluesky please take Sucker Punch mentioning Sly Raccoon normally I BEG of you

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 18h

Literally everyone: PLEASE JUST RERELEASE DISSIDIA 012 AT THE VERY LEAST

Square Enix: hm. the people want… a 3v3 mobile gacha, yes

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