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if I were really on my dark yaoi fuck prince bullshit I would just have bingge torture yqy in front of sj
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
when you consider that Yue Qingyuan loses life force every time he pulls Xuan Su it’s actually hilarious how often he draws it a few inches throughout the story. why are u shredding ur own lifespan just because Tianlang-Jun was a little sassy ?
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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While the new extra is fun i think im keeping the old canon of all this emerging from Airplane’s original draft and not him seeing into the Bingzu-verse.

I just really enjoy the meta implications of a protagonist escaping the constraints of their creator’s story to seek their own happiness.
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
this is just the zhangmenshixiong version of “how many times did I say to stop punishing luo binghe. I told you so I fucking warned you man”
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Do you think Xie Lian ever came across his old belongings while collecting trash?
#TGCF
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*rereading my own fic* good lord what's happening in here
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i cant believe the mdzs donghua cut the part where jiang cheng is desperately trying to give zidian to jin ling so that jiang cheng can die protecting jin ling and jin ling is desperately trying to give zidian back to jiang cheng so jin ling can die protecting jiang cheng
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
went looking thru the epub for mentions of Liu Qingge and immediately came across Liu Qingge telling Shen Qingqiu that he’s only following Shen Qingqiu into the succubi den because Yue Qingyuan asked him to. my rarepair has rights
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ive been working on this chapter for so long im like fuck can someone be proud of me im trying
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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love when you can write sex without writing a sex scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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YQY in chastity
February 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have a great chapter I want to post but I can’t post it until gf comes home and reads it first
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
green may be my favorite color but at some point I have to admit that ive accidentally made everything I own a shade of green
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
just remembered my own post
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
iirc there's nothing in svsss that implies that yqy has fat tits and beautiful thick eyebrows. but unanimously everyone was like oh his sword is huge & dysfunctional? OBVIOUSLY his cock is huge and has erectile dysfunction and his tits are huge and his eyebrows are full of grief and yearning
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
if you’re writing a plot heavy fic you need to keep a little smut fic on the backburner for emotional support
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*almost two months after finishing silksong* ohhhhhhhhhh that's why the silksong trailer ends with the void screen.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
does this make sense
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
been thinking today about how bingqiu is a fanfiction of whatever was happening with bingjiu in pidw, and pidw bingjiu is also a type of fanfiction of whatever was happening with qijiu
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i didnt execute the opening of this fic correctly because i didnt know where i was going and if i had known where i was going i would have written the opening better but it was only after writing this shitty opening that i knew where i was going
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
when i have good sentences that dont go anywhere but i dont want to delete them i put them in a little document called snip snop
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
one thing that i've come to realize is a staple of danmei is performative romantic gestures; it's enough to flatter someone, rather than for the narrative to actually explore a subject
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM