These guys are geniuses up in here. Cutting the South loose, not paying the military, killing air travel, just tanking the economy and letting food rot in the field.
At least people will remember what a Federal Government actually does.
Why is Mika dressed like the Chico's spokesperson curled up on her RestoHardware cloud couch in front of the cosy gas fire on the screen porch sipping Pumpkin Spice Chai?
Staff 1: He wants to build the Arc d' Triomphe on the Mall Staff 2: Here, give him these salt shakers to keep him busy Staff 1: He'll figure it out! Staff 2: Not a chance. Wheel that White House playset in here Staff 1: Best money we ever spent. He loves that playset
Republicans: "We tried keeping the racism on the DL for 5 minutes but you still noticed and called us racist. It really hurt not to get a participation medal, you house slave."
