Reel President Musk
@reelpresidentmusk.bsky.social
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South African car manufacturer and owner of the USA. Puttin the Elon into Felon. Par 0’Dee
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I bought all this and more for only $277m. Best bargain ever!
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I’m still paying for the flags though
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And who do you think is paying for all those flags?
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I loves me my little Tommy. We have so much in common: racism, megalomania and a serious drug problem.
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It’s great for folks like me though
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This is an alarming development. Send in the marines.
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We did it in South Africa in the good ole days. It’s a great policy.
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Miller is on half-pay on account of his minuscule stature
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I’m so proud to have paid for all those flags in England. Nothing makes me happier than sh!t stirring in foreign lands. It’s my hobby.
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He’s too busy listening to the other guy to pay attention
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Oh Saint Charlie, you were the best of all of us, truly a paragon of human perfection in every way possible and even if you were a little bit white supremacisty from time to time , we love you all the more for that.
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Tambourines. Trumpets. "Blasting horns so the little fuckers had a terrible sleep.”

Demonstrators outside LA-area hotels—where ICE agents are believed to be sleeping—are employing creative methods to keep those agents awake.

@annamerlan.bsky.social writes on "No sleep for ICE."
Demonstrators are trying to make sure ICE agents can’t sleep
"Time to pull out the trumpet."
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I’m leaving politics to spend more time with my chainsaw
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Is getting a $400 million private jet gifted to himself from Qatar the result of one of his Tariff 'deals' we keep hearing about?
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Dishing family secrets on TV is a sure fire way to mend a rift. It always works.
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Totally outrageous. How dare Donald portray himself that thin?
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My presidency turned out to be the shortest of all time. But look at what I achieved in my term!
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It is deeply unfair to liken Donald Trump to an imbecile. Many imbeciles are perfectly nice people.