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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 3h

I have so many reports to write at work. I'm suffering but I refuse to bring any work home

Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 6d

define your music taste in 8 artists

1. Mother Mother
2. Jhariah
3. Saint Motel
4. Hemlocke Springs
5. Austin and the Powers
6. Muse
7. Rio Romeo
8. mxmtoon

wren | PHAN IS REAL @quackaria.bsky.social · 6d

define your music taste in 8 artists

1. cmat
2. hozier
3. newdad
4. chloe slater
5. muna
6. magdalena bay
7. isaac dunbar
8. flower face

rune 💫🐁 @runesdivine.bsky.social · 6d

define your music taste in 8 artists

1. autoheart
2. my chemical romance
3. fall out boy
4. taylor swift
5. will wood (and the tapeworms)
6. the smiths
7. hozier (!!!!!)
8. fnaf songs ig

this was so hard???

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 6d

Like just book a hotel and a flight and the rest is all vibes

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 6d

OK as someone who has planned multiple vacations since becoming an adult, it is not as hard as my mom made it out to be. That woman treated trip planning like a full time job

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 6d

Why does calling out sick take like 5 different steps? I don't wanna do all that when I'm sick 😭😭😭

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 7d

and then she had the audacity to ask if I knew anyone with similar qualifications to me who needed a job 🤦‍♀️

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 7d

omg why did a staffing acency I applied to in FEBRUARY finally get back to me today. Like sorry fam I've had a job for months now your services are no longer needed bye

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 7d

Can I be on there? 🥺

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 9d

I'm crying I'm screaming I'm laughing I'm puking

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 9d

I'm hoping it's either a podcast or some kind of Phil solo project

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 9d

Phil don't taunt me like this

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 11d

why does it seem like everyone is allergic to fun and whimsy

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 12d

I genuinely can't tell if my downstairs neighbors are fighting, fucking, or both

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 14d

My gf and I have a tradition of sending eachother links to bizarre tiktok lives in the middle of the night

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 15d

I have so many saved photos of Dan that Google is asking if we're related

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 16d

petition to start calling Dan and Phil tiktok "dikphok"

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 17d

One of my costumes is gonna be Phil's lion. It'll just look like a normal lion costume, but in my heart it's Phil's lion

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 17d

I thought I was gonna get by this year with only 1 Halloween costume, but it's looking like I'm gonna need 3 again

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 19d

that should be a crime

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 21d

my mom being unable to tell when an image is AI will be the death of me

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 21d

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your 6th grader needs deodorant.

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 22d

Sometimes I forget my gf only casually watches Dan and Phil and isn't in the trenches like the rest of us

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 23d

the cups intimidate me. maybe a phamon?

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 23d

Still can't beleive they were releasing music for an actual cat and I assumed it was Dan and Phil.

Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · Sep 21

we getting new danandphilbeats????

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Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ @reeeeeeen.bsky.social · 23d

Yesterday my roommate brought a man into our apartment, he changed into a maid costume in our bathroom, and he immediately left. I didn't question it at the time but I think I'm starting to

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