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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · Mar 5

The Wyrm Den is the brainchild of the Redwyrmling (8yo DM) and in this issue you will find information on Desert Dragons, how to survive in the desert, and even a desert location that you can insert into your our adventures. This TTRPG zine is also filled with advice for adventurers and DMs

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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 9h

Conversations with the 8yo DM:

Me: How do you think the Uruk Hai knew what a menu was?

8yo DM: How did they know how to speak at all after coming out of the birthing sac?

a close up of a pile of brown mud on a black background

ALT: a close up of a pile of brown mud on a black background

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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 12h

That is really cool.

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 12h

But diamonds are pretty and old violins are really cool. If someone made a unique magic item that only did a minor ability, it wouldn’t be that expensive.

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 15h

Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: The prices of magic item in DnD are messed up.

Me: How do?

8yo DM: The prices are based off rarity which is supply and they completely ignore demand.

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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

It is the best experience.

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

Not a bad plan.

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

Indeed!

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

He cracks me up.

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 2d

Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: The mindflayer hits and his tentacles attach to your head.

Me: This sucks!

8yo DM: Daddy! I am trying to create a horrific battle scene with a terrifying mood, and I will not laugh at your dad jokes!

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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 6d

Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: OK, make your final death saving throw. This is it.

Me: There is a good chance my character could die here.

8yo DM: If he dies, he dies.

a man with a lot of sweat on his face is saying if he dies .

Alt: a man with a lot of sweat on his face is saying if he dies, he dies - this is from Rocky IV.

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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 7d

I had never even heard of it until this video.

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redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 8d

It never goes away. I find glitter in our house from decades ago and our house is only six years old.

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 8d

Glitter is forever.

redwyrm @redwyrm.bsky.social · 8d

Glitter is our mortal enemy.

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