Ex gf sent me a playlist and there are a lot of songs where the guy wants the girl back but it’s too late, the girl is already over him
April 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ex gf sent me a playlist and there are a lot of songs where the guy wants the girl back but it’s too late, the girl is already over him
I keep meeting nice normal women with extremely toxic past relationships
April 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I keep meeting nice normal women with extremely toxic past relationships
Saw her later on and she claimed not to recognize me, even though I talked to her for like half an hour after her morning session. “White boys all look the same to me”, she said
April 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Saw her later on and she claimed not to recognize me, even though I talked to her for like half an hour after her morning session. “White boys all look the same to me”, she said
Old Chinese lady showed up to kitesurf today in heavy winds. She made a rookie mistake setting her kite up and we all rolled our eyes. She then went out and absolutely shredded, hit big air after big air, trick after trick. Lmfao you just never know
April 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Old Chinese lady showed up to kitesurf today in heavy winds. She made a rookie mistake setting her kite up and we all rolled our eyes. She then went out and absolutely shredded, hit big air after big air, trick after trick. Lmfao you just never know
Defense wins championships lol
April 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Defense wins championships lol
God, please help prevent me from using my savings to buy a vacation home on Cape Hatteras
April 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
God, please help prevent me from using my savings to buy a vacation home on Cape Hatteras
Better to have been wrong and to have changed your opinion than to have never had an opinion in the first place
April 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Better to have been wrong and to have changed your opinion than to have never had an opinion in the first place
The best thinking happens when you’re not thinking
April 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The best thinking happens when you’re not thinking
My ex is a song that I don’t want to listen to anymore but yet I can’t get her out of my head
April 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My ex is a song that I don’t want to listen to anymore but yet I can’t get her out of my head
Is she hot or is she just young and tan and friendly?
April 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is she hot or is she just young and tan and friendly?
In the olden days, I definitely would’ve been the captain of a ship
April 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In the olden days, I definitely would’ve been the captain of a ship
May you be as lucky as me, to be blessed with children that are smarter, more responsible, and better looking than you
December 23, 2024 at 12:09 AM
May you be as lucky as me, to be blessed with children that are smarter, more responsible, and better looking than you
Found a normie girl, might try to keep her
December 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Found a normie girl, might try to keep her
the real divide at work is between those who are trying to keep their jobs and those who are trying to actually accomplish something
December 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
the real divide at work is between those who are trying to keep their jobs and those who are trying to actually accomplish something
Same. I was also extra careful not to slip while walking to the fridge
December 2, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Same. I was also extra careful not to slip while walking to the fridge
So many hoes in my phone but I can only think about her
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
So many hoes in my phone but I can only think about her
I’m shitposting on LinkedIn, getting job offers on Hinge, and using this site for dating
December 1, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I’m shitposting on LinkedIn, getting job offers on Hinge, and using this site for dating
16yo daughter just called me a screenager
November 29, 2024 at 3:30 PM
16yo daughter just called me a screenager
There is something right and just about a counterbalanced pair of siblings, one with the looks and the other with the talent
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
There is something right and just about a counterbalanced pair of siblings, one with the looks and the other with the talent
the human brain is still the greatest statistical inference engine we have but even the best models among us are so often really terrible
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM
the human brain is still the greatest statistical inference engine we have but even the best models among us are so often really terrible
Get that little bugger
November 22, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Get that little bugger
The first is for when I win an argument, the second is for when someone tries to get me to do something, and the last for when I crush a task
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 AM
The first is for when I win an argument, the second is for when someone tries to get me to do something, and the last for when I crush a task
decided i need a catch phrase, current leaders are ‘take notes’, ‘ask not’ and ‘no crumbs’
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
decided i need a catch phrase, current leaders are ‘take notes’, ‘ask not’ and ‘no crumbs’
It’s by design tho, they’re actually finally on the right track
November 19, 2024 at 1:16 AM
It’s by design tho, they’re actually finally on the right track