Redd5
@redd5.bsky.social
Upstate NY nerd. He/him 🏳️🌈- I enjoy Smash Bros, board games, cats, cold brew, anime, cheese, learning🇯🇵, LotR, MtG, X-Men, Trek/Wars
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Redd5
@redd5.bsky.social
· Oct 13
I often play random in Smash, and this is generally how much I enjoy each character when I get them
A.B.R.
We took down expert level Klaw 😬
We took down expert level Klaw 😬
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
A.B.R.
We took down expert level Klaw 😬
We took down expert level Klaw 😬
I have an agreement with bodies of water. I don’t go in, and it doesn’t kill me.
I risked it in Hawaii and the ocean mugged me.
I risked it in Hawaii and the ocean mugged me.
So today I got knocked over by a giant wave and was under water for probably a solid minute, got up long enough to catch my breath and was immediate knocked over by ANOTHER wave for a solid minute, swallowed a bunch of salt water, and legit thought i was going to die
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I have an agreement with bodies of water. I don’t go in, and it doesn’t kill me.
I risked it in Hawaii and the ocean mugged me.
I risked it in Hawaii and the ocean mugged me.
This draft escaped containment
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
This draft escaped containment
Life before digital photography was chaos.
Waiting for photos to develop, only to find you were blinking or the flash didn’t work.
Waiting for photos to develop, only to find you were blinking or the flash didn’t work.
Even when I take pictures for strangers - which I did quite a bit last night - it's 'Let's scooch over here to some better lighting,' 'You ready?' 'I'm gonna take a few shots,' 'How do you like these?' 'Lemme know if you want retakes.'
It's just what you do.
It's just what you do.
One thing I observed at the party last night:
You can tell which girls secretly hate their friends by the way they take their pictures.
I wanted to take so many phones and be like, 'Let me do that, she's gonna have you looking a mess.'
You can tell which girls secretly hate their friends by the way they take their pictures.
I wanted to take so many phones and be like, 'Let me do that, she's gonna have you looking a mess.'
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Life before digital photography was chaos.
Waiting for photos to develop, only to find you were blinking or the flash didn’t work.
Waiting for photos to develop, only to find you were blinking or the flash didn’t work.
Why is every app on my phone notifying me about the game today?
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Why is every app on my phone notifying me about the game today?
I don’t drop loot.
But if you beat me up and earn 15 silver points.
But if you beat me up and earn 15 silver points.
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I don’t drop loot.
But if you beat me up and earn 15 silver points.
But if you beat me up and earn 15 silver points.
Rewatching Xmen Evolution, and I’m realizing it’s basically a Gundam Wing voice actor reunion.
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Rewatching Xmen Evolution, and I’m realizing it’s basically a Gundam Wing voice actor reunion.
Feeling good about life today*
Hope you are too. ☀️
Hope you are too. ☀️
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Feeling good about life today*
Hope you are too. ☀️
Hope you are too. ☀️
In checkout line with a full cart.
An associate opens a new lane and waves me over.
It’s the express lane… but he clearly saw my cart.
Next 5 mins is a blur as I quickly throw stuff on the belt and bag so people won’t think I’m a monster.
All while trying to be cute for the very hot associate.
An associate opens a new lane and waves me over.
It’s the express lane… but he clearly saw my cart.
Next 5 mins is a blur as I quickly throw stuff on the belt and bag so people won’t think I’m a monster.
All while trying to be cute for the very hot associate.
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
In checkout line with a full cart.
An associate opens a new lane and waves me over.
It’s the express lane… but he clearly saw my cart.
Next 5 mins is a blur as I quickly throw stuff on the belt and bag so people won’t think I’m a monster.
All while trying to be cute for the very hot associate.
An associate opens a new lane and waves me over.
It’s the express lane… but he clearly saw my cart.
Next 5 mins is a blur as I quickly throw stuff on the belt and bag so people won’t think I’m a monster.
All while trying to be cute for the very hot associate.
Craving celery. Supermarket was out of celery last week. Let’s hope they have it today!
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Craving celery. Supermarket was out of celery last week. Let’s hope they have it today!
Does anyone actually retain the acronyms we “learn” during training?
They feel designed by out-of-touch management.
They feel designed by out-of-touch management.
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Does anyone actually retain the acronyms we “learn” during training?
They feel designed by out-of-touch management.
They feel designed by out-of-touch management.
Taco Tuesday*
*some assembly required
*some assembly required
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Taco Tuesday*
*some assembly required
*some assembly required
The real six-more-weeks-of-winter is the seasonal depression we made along the way
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The real six-more-weeks-of-winter is the seasonal depression we made along the way
My gay is showing ⛅️🧊☕️🥶🏳️🌈
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
My gay is showing ⛅️🧊☕️🥶🏳️🌈
*Star Trek alien tries ice cream for the first time*
Me- Um… how do they know they can digest that? Or does the replicator take out the lactose?
Me- Um… how do they know they can digest that? Or does the replicator take out the lactose?
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
*Star Trek alien tries ice cream for the first time*
Me- Um… how do they know they can digest that? Or does the replicator take out the lactose?
Me- Um… how do they know they can digest that? Or does the replicator take out the lactose?
Saved myself trauma by watching just the 15 min recap of the Punisher seasons.
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Saved myself trauma by watching just the 15 min recap of the Punisher seasons.
Conference loot.
I think this is my biggest haul yet.
What are you picking first?
I think this is my biggest haul yet.
What are you picking first?
January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Conference loot.
I think this is my biggest haul yet.
What are you picking first?
I think this is my biggest haul yet.
What are you picking first?
Cake pops I took back to my room
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Cake pops I took back to my room
Straight men are obsessed with gengar
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Straight men are obsessed with gengar
Her- come dance with us
Me- I have do my duolingo
Me- I have do my duolingo
Coworker- omg I want to follow you on IG
Me- no
Me- no
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Her- come dance with us
Me- I have do my duolingo
Me- I have do my duolingo
Teaching her,
“is he hot or is it a baseball hat?”
And how the answer is “yes”
“is he hot or is it a baseball hat?”
And how the answer is “yes”
Coworker- omg I want to follow you on IG
Me- no
Me- no
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Teaching her,
“is he hot or is it a baseball hat?”
And how the answer is “yes”
“is he hot or is it a baseball hat?”
And how the answer is “yes”
Coworker- omg I want to follow you on IG
Me- no
Me- no
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Coworker- omg I want to follow you on IG
Me- no
Me- no
Me- telling the girls that the DJ will be playing meatloaf and journey later at the after party to satisfy the demo.
Them- omg I love those songs
Them- omg I love those songs
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Me- telling the girls that the DJ will be playing meatloaf and journey later at the after party to satisfy the demo.
Them- omg I love those songs
Them- omg I love those songs