Cass Andra. Yaldabaoth's Own Prototype, Part-Time Ghost
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It's been 24 days since I had a blood test to start treatment. The provider is now out for a week. I'm very unwell.
I finally know what you I do. I just have to find a way to make my brain hallucinate the medication. I am the physician that can heal myself.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I would never steal from someone for no reason, but I would steal from them for bad reasons.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I would never steal from someone for no reason, but I would steal from them for bad reasons.
I'm a one issue voter, and my issue is that I think it should be legal to set a business you own on fire.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm a one issue voter, and my issue is that I think it should be legal to set a business you own on fire.
Wouldn't it be terrible if they deployed armed agents of the state to kidnap people off the streets and from their homes with support of domestic military infrastructure? Can you imagine that kind of escalation? What if they started doing something really shady like third country deportations?
It's morbidly funny to see social media work itself up about the bad dudes finally being on the wrong end of castle doctrine, but panicking whenever somebody actually gets shot. You can't be saying "buy a gun" and then be shocked when someone uses a firearm as something other than a pacifier.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wouldn't it be terrible if they deployed armed agents of the state to kidnap people off the streets and from their homes with support of domestic military infrastructure? Can you imagine that kind of escalation? What if they started doing something really shady like third country deportations?
It's morbidly funny to see social media work itself up about the bad dudes finally being on the wrong end of castle doctrine, but panicking whenever somebody actually gets shot. You can't be saying "buy a gun" and then be shocked when someone uses a firearm as something other than a pacifier.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's morbidly funny to see social media work itself up about the bad dudes finally being on the wrong end of castle doctrine, but panicking whenever somebody actually gets shot. You can't be saying "buy a gun" and then be shocked when someone uses a firearm as something other than a pacifier.
A wizard's email finds you precisely how it means to.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A wizard's email finds you precisely how it means to.
I'm going to have to contest your point about shape, de Sade. I think you'll find the penis has a wide tip, while things that go up your butt should ideally have a flared base.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm going to have to contest your point about shape, de Sade. I think you'll find the penis has a wide tip, while things that go up your butt should ideally have a flared base.
If your students are struggling with arithmetic, remind them that numbers can only hurt them when applied to other disciplines like physics or chemistry.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If your students are struggling with arithmetic, remind them that numbers can only hurt them when applied to other disciplines like physics or chemistry.
Also a bit of a gloomy view of the future if research indicating SSRIs can help in the short term but possibly counterproductive as a long term treatment is solid + replicable. Would most providers adjust accordingly or also not give it out in the short term to avoid the fuss? I'm not optimistic
Perhaps nothing is as annoying as doctors who gave Vicodin out too freely, then swung around to almost never offering pain management, learning 0 lessons about using discretion. Which would sound like a strawman amalgamation if I couldn't think of specific people off the top of my head.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Also a bit of a gloomy view of the future if research indicating SSRIs can help in the short term but possibly counterproductive as a long term treatment is solid + replicable. Would most providers adjust accordingly or also not give it out in the short term to avoid the fuss? I'm not optimistic
The Sackler Family getting made to cough up money is at least something, but it does feel like all the attention on them was also a pretty good scapegoat for all the different members and parts of US society that played a role.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Sackler Family getting made to cough up money is at least something, but it does feel like all the attention on them was also a pretty good scapegoat for all the different members and parts of US society that played a role.
People don't realize the power they have, or how fragile reality is.
It could be called a banyanya if we simply decide it was.
It could be called a banyanya if we simply decide it was.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
People don't realize the power they have, or how fragile reality is.
It could be called a banyanya if we simply decide it was.
It could be called a banyanya if we simply decide it was.
"Synthwave is a hauntological genre. By making the sounds of the 80s smooth and agreeable to the ear of the present, you have made something that sounds like misrememberings of the era rather than a revival. Let me show you." I say before blasting what sounds like a robot farting over the speakers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Synthwave is a hauntological genre. By making the sounds of the 80s smooth and agreeable to the ear of the present, you have made something that sounds like misrememberings of the era rather than a revival. Let me show you." I say before blasting what sounds like a robot farting over the speakers.
Ape for sale, never slurp juiced.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ape for sale, never slurp juiced.
Jacob was a chump! An Angel of the Lord tried to grab my hip and I wrist locked the heavenly bastard until he gave me 777 wishes. WHO'S FLYING NOW YOU FORTY-EYED DORK!?
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Jacob was a chump! An Angel of the Lord tried to grab my hip and I wrist locked the heavenly bastard until he gave me 777 wishes. WHO'S FLYING NOW YOU FORTY-EYED DORK!?
All the Yakuza in the sauna show respect when I reveal my full body "SHAG COMMANDER: NO BATTERIES NECESSARY" tattoo.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the Yakuza in the sauna show respect when I reveal my full body "SHAG COMMANDER: NO BATTERIES NECESSARY" tattoo.
I am the Morax, I speak for the walls.
"Clean your fucking carpet."
"Clean your fucking carpet."
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I am the Morax, I speak for the walls.
"Clean your fucking carpet."
"Clean your fucking carpet."
You may think your court eunuchs don't have the balls to undermine you, but they've still got guts and a spine.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You may think your court eunuchs don't have the balls to undermine you, but they've still got guts and a spine.
Don't listen to Hemingway, it was just an unusually large child. A real babyhemoth. He likes making himself sad.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Don't listen to Hemingway, it was just an unusually large child. A real babyhemoth. He likes making himself sad.
I finally know what you I do. I just have to find a way to make my brain hallucinate the medication. I am the physician that can heal myself.
It's been 24 days since I had a blood test to start treatment. The provider is now out for a week. I'm very unwell.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I finally know what you I do. I just have to find a way to make my brain hallucinate the medication. I am the physician that can heal myself.
They should do a Crank 3 where he's got an infirm ticker from age, and while he has to keep his heart rate up for reasons, it also can't go too high for long. He has to do deep breathing exercises during a fight, keep calm, that sort of thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They should do a Crank 3 where he's got an infirm ticker from age, and while he has to keep his heart rate up for reasons, it also can't go too high for long. He has to do deep breathing exercises during a fight, keep calm, that sort of thing.
Oh, so you can take a bite out of crime, but take a bite out of criminals and you're a lunatic?
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh, so you can take a bite out of crime, but take a bite out of criminals and you're a lunatic?
Is it fair to say Walt Disney is basically Disney's deader Emperor of Mankind at this point?
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is it fair to say Walt Disney is basically Disney's deader Emperor of Mankind at this point?
*David Attenborough voice*
As the summer heat wanes and the desert nights become chill, the armadillo sheds its plating, revealing the porcupine beneath, who will in turn lose its quills come late spring.
As the summer heat wanes and the desert nights become chill, the armadillo sheds its plating, revealing the porcupine beneath, who will in turn lose its quills come late spring.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
*David Attenborough voice*
As the summer heat wanes and the desert nights become chill, the armadillo sheds its plating, revealing the porcupine beneath, who will in turn lose its quills come late spring.
As the summer heat wanes and the desert nights become chill, the armadillo sheds its plating, revealing the porcupine beneath, who will in turn lose its quills come late spring.
I don't think I could be a furry. I don't believe in animals. Not even the imaginary ones.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don't think I could be a furry. I don't believe in animals. Not even the imaginary ones.