Zapp Brannigan™️
@realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
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I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan™️ at your service. I thought I was incompetent, but this Trump guy beat me. We are not going back, we're going to the year 3000. Proud Earthican who is currently orbiting the Chicago airspace.
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Well THIS IS AGING VERY WELL THANKS TO "TARIFF MAN" and on Thurs decided to add another $75K and make it a full $150k Short. Not many days when you can get a ass whipping like this. Target still remains 6000. IF THE WHEELS COME OFF WE COULD SEE 5800. BEFORE OCT ENDS!
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$SPX Dailies. I have been patiently waiting for an interim top and 2nd 10% correction before a FINAL FLING to 7300 into 2026. The 2nd Fan line was breached nine (9) trading days ago and now is acting as resistance. ADDING TO PILOT SHORT POSITION $25K more for $75K Total at the close. Target 6000
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fermiparasocks.bsky.social
Until fascism is over I’m fine with cheating
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fermiparasocks.bsky.social
I can’t believe renaming the department of defense to the department of war didn’t work
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
How much ketchup you think is on the wall of the white house rn
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He also has no brain or semblance of humility
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"
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But not officially though. She needs to nail in the messaging with everyone else in the party.

We need to resist like it's 1965.
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If you elect me as your president in 2028, I swear to you that I will be at least 50% less incompetent as these people.
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He hasn't been fighting outside of press briefings until today.

At least today he's been on the streets seeing what his constituents are going through. I will support him for that.
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "I think it's important to recognize that the Trump administration does not seem to respect any laws in the United States. They just do what they want to do and they'll keep doing it unless someone stops them. Here in Illinois we're stopping them."
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."
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Make Pritzker the king.
atrupar.com
Pritzker: "I think it's important to recognize that the Trump administration does not seem to respect any laws in the United States. They just do what they want to do and they'll keep doing it unless someone stops them. Here in Illinois we're stopping them."
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
I'm a resident of the Western suburbs. It just feel so good to have our governor on the streets. Many of us have been shot at with tear gas and pepper balls. I called his office yesterday.
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I probably misspoke. Federal plaza sounds about right.

I can't believe he's on the streets with the people. That's what we need.
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Omfg Pritzker is in Daley Plaza.

Pritzker has officially been certified a real one. Now he can experience the horrors that we all experienced on a daily basis.
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
Respect to you though for not putting this man on blast for having a shit opinion.
realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net
I liked Hakeem at first too. all of this is just so sad and disheartening. None of this had to be this way.
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Fuck both parties and fuck this rotten system.
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mattgaetz4head.bsky.social
Forehead PSA:
If you’re going to come at me for criticizing the Dems, you’re getting Mutombo’d.
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