Elly Octobrush
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Elly Octobrush
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Bagworm enthusiast.

She/her.
*pokes u with my stylus*
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cerejeanne is still endgame for the Bayonetta universe it just needs to be reset repeatedly a-la Madoka Magika
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
iiSu huh
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The 50 wealthiest families own more wealth than the bottom 50% of the population.

How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich?

They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
this is only half a gender of course, but at least it's forever
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
gun that makes you french
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
WHERE YOU CAN PLAY IT
pikmin on the gamecube
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm a career fedposter
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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You can't nominate Newsom and then also complain that trans people didn't vote to save *your* sorry ass while the trolley still runs them over either way

If it's "not worth losing an election over", then don't. It's 2025. The election is 2028. You've got plenty of time to find a better candidate
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The important lesson of Lapis Lazuli is that working in the civil service is torture and that running away with your twunk lover won't fix that, but dating an autistic girl will.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I absolutely hate the apparent fact that energy and consciousness are inherently quantised. Fuckass universe.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You know what, I'm mad. Switch 2 does a pretty bad job upscaling Nintendo Switch games that haven't been updated when it has absolutely no reason to be bad at it, even system level FSR1 would go a long way.

Smash Ultimate looks worse from a Switch 2 than a Switch 1!
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh my god The Doctor and Donna Noble yelling at eachother is hot to me I'm so bi it hurts it HURTS
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Same, phone, same
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Execs always claim bloated budgets increase retail prices. This is a lie.

They will always increase prices to whatever they think they can get away with. Always have, always will. AI is merely a new get-richer-quicker scheme.

And execs will never admit the most bloated costs… are themselves.
- AI is used to offload the "tedious" work so devs can focus on the artistic side of things

- AI will make games cheaper to and faster to produce

Still a $70 game btw...
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
oh my god

Jacinthe Zone == Domain Expansion
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Only on bluesky dot app can we get Dick Cheney Mommy Milkers edits. And that’s beautiful to me
Dick Cheney died
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
LORGE
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Incapable of being normal about this so I speak no further.
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
translation from Lumiosian:

DILF detected
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Daily Fuck Microsoft Thread, Day 5

I had a good day today! One of the best this week. ^_^

FUCK MICROSOFT
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM